BillyWhizz888
19-02-2007, 08:09 AM
The Englishman's wife, steps up to the first tee, and as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up, and reveals her lack of underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough, housekeeping money to afford any," she replied.
The Englishman, immediately reaches into his pocket, and says, "
For the sake of decency, here's 50 Pounds. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife, bends over to set her ball, on the tee.
Her skirt also blows up, to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed
Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any, on the money you give me."
He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 20 Pounds. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head, to reveal that she, too is naked under it.
"Sweet mudder of Jasus, Maggie! Where the heck are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money, ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb.
Tidy yerself up a bit."
The Englishman, immediately reaches into his pocket, and says, "
For the sake of decency, here's 50 Pounds. Go and buy yourself some underwear."
Next, the Irishman's wife, bends over to set her ball, on the tee.
Her skirt also blows up, to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed
Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any, on the money you give me."
He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 20 Pounds. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"
Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head, to reveal that she, too is naked under it.
"Sweet mudder of Jasus, Maggie! Where the heck are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money, ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb.
Tidy yerself up a bit."