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BillyWhizz888
14-02-2007, 06:07 PM
My Bank balance is Red
My wallet is blue
if you marry me...
you can take my house just like the other two

or

My Bed is empty
And so is my Heart
But now I am alone
I can drink beer and fart

Over to you lot

zx12argh
14-02-2007, 07:23 PM
How about:-

Roses are red
Violets are blue.
be my valentine
but noooooo you've got to run off with that fucking jackass jim total fucking douche bag and after all i fucking did for you you ungrateful bitch i put up with your shit for years for what some arsehole with a small dick and no personality but is a goddamn lap dog thats what you wanted isn't it a dog well sorry if i tell you your acting like a cunt sometimes but fine fine take him i dont care cause i know where you live and i know where he lives and i know where i keep my fucking 12 gauge so enjoy your time sweetie cause i've got a barrel for both of you

see it rhymed - blue and you. [:p]

I wonder how many people will take this seriously... ;)

14-02-2007, 07:28 PM
Just ever so slightly bitter and hurt there ZX?

suxukifreak
14-02-2007, 07:30 PM
This is just pure poetry. [:p] ;)

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/29704908688294.jpg

Large
14-02-2007, 07:40 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I stuck my dick in your bum
Now it smells like poo

Your head's like an arse
Your twat's like a loo
But you swallow my jizz
So love you, I do

zx12argh
14-02-2007, 07:48 PM
quote:Originally posted by suxukifreak

This is just pure poetry. [:p] ;)

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/29704908688294.jpg



I'd buy that for a dollar...[8D]

14-02-2007, 07:59 PM
You'd ditch yer woman on valentines day if that turned up wouldn't you ;)

fimpBIKES
14-02-2007, 07:59 PM
aaaah, see
roses ARE red :D






ps- all us sad fuckers on here during valensnight.....

Foxy
15-02-2007, 08:24 AM
When roses are red they're ready to pluck.....
When girls are 16 they're ready to fuck!!!!

Phill
15-02-2007, 10:04 AM
I dont see any roses??