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hawksy
23-06-2007, 03:59 PM
does your bike have soul?
when you run your eyes over its lines while in the shed with a corona ,what is it saying?
is the bark of the engine speaking to you?
is it saying vroom vroom or lock and load mofo?
what are other peoples immediate feeling towards streetfighters?
fear? curiosity? disgust?
When your look at a brand new model that really apeals to you do you get buttiflys ?
for me all bikes have an ora a soul , some say brady bunch friendly others say "i'm gonna hurt you"
from the rake of the forks to the lenght of the wheel base to the size of the back wheel , all these dimensions and shapes provoke a very primeevil instinct to dominate and control the beast in question .
as I sit here in front of my computer with a cuppa glancing through the window at my very own steed a yamaha vmax I cant help but ponder what is it saying just sitting there , to be honest its yelling at me ,summening me over to awaiken the beast within and hunt down unsuspecting sportsbike and harley riders. the thrill of competition becons me .
So the question " does your bike have a soul"
can be answered on how you percieve your very own steed ,the way you look at it as either just a fun bike or a key invitation to the aural pleasures of speed and adrenalin.
when we go for rides with mates , instinct , pack and hunter mentality kicks into overdrive ,the first to the top of the hill is king, very much like the thrill of hunting the mammoth like our ancestors did millions of years ago.
instead we are blessed with mechanical animals to guide us and initiate the kill , each animal different to the next , all dressed differently each with their own individual growl, this is the essence of motorcycling different but same , so each bike has its own "aura" a "soul" with a common goal to hunt and kill in the form road racing in a concrete jungle .

so does my bike have a soul? f*&k yeah ! your steed is an extension of your own personality and my ride tells me every day it has anger management issues so back the f&*K up!

hawksy

23-06-2007, 05:41 PM
Fodder.

hawksy
23-06-2007, 05:46 PM
what the hell is a fodder?

Phill
23-06-2007, 06:23 PM
If the bike is a reflection of my inner self, then I'm screwed.
A bodged up , worn out piece of junk getting well past its use by date, put together by someone thats just guessing most of the time!

gibbo
23-06-2007, 06:32 PM
Shit Hawksy, can I have some of what you're on;)

cutcat
23-06-2007, 08:33 PM
Hawksy......you ARE-SOUL!

TurboKat
23-06-2007, 08:34 PM
Gibbo's bike has plenty of R soul when he's on it. :D

gibbo
23-06-2007, 09:18 PM
I'm hurt [:0] deeply hurt[B)]. Darren, I thought you were a decent human being :( but I should have known better[V]

exile
24-06-2007, 05:17 AM
My bike is like a porn queen, a cheap banger draped in bling and goes like fuck :D

cavey
26-06-2007, 08:04 AM
Ex, your bike is a friday night whore, face full a slap that will fuck the living day lights outa ya. Mine is ya girl next door that will do the same, just the way I like em!

cavey
26-06-2007, 08:09 AM
A fighter reflects your soul, you made it that way, it's part of you. If someone don't like it fuck em, it ain't there bike! If you didn't make it it ain't yours, you just own it. A fighter is something very personal it's your toy an extension to YOUR penis! Fuck me ex has even got a model of his penis built into his bike design!

gibbo
26-06-2007, 09:26 AM
Err, your "EX" has a model of his penis built into his bike[:0][V]

fimpBIKES
26-06-2007, 10:06 AM
here is a question for ya?

for others who have bought repairable write-offs like my TLR
(which i seriously doubt the rider survived on...)

has my bike tasted blood, and liked it
wants more, howls at the moon etc???

i like to think so :D

cavey
27-06-2007, 07:38 AM
You just better hope it don't bite you next fimp!!

exile
27-06-2007, 10:23 AM
quote:Originally posted by gibbo

Err, your "EX" has a model of his penis built into his bike[:0][V]



He means "EX" as in EXILE......dime bar ;)

10-09-2007, 07:25 PM
quote:Originally posted by hawksy

does your bike have soul?



No, are you gay?

fimpBIKES
11-09-2007, 12:22 PM
quote:Originally posted by chalk10


quote:Originally posted by hawksy

does your bike have soul?



No, are you gay?


are you offering your sevices??

alfiestorm
11-09-2007, 02:31 PM
a yamaha vmax I cant help but ponder what is it saying just sitting there , to be honest its yelling at me ,summening me over to awaiken the beast within and hunt down unsuspecting sportsbike .


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15-09-2007, 11:25 PM
quote:Originally posted by fimpBIKES


quote:Originally posted by chalk10


quote:Originally posted by hawksy

does your bike have soul?



No, are you gay?


are you offering your sevices??


Sorry Fimpy, but you had your opportunity when I stayed over last year, and ya let it pass.

fimpBIKES
16-09-2007, 11:26 AM
or DID I!?!?! ;)

17-09-2007, 02:46 AM
Well I didn't have any problems sitting down the next day, so either you didn't, or something about you wasn't big enough to be felt :D

fimpBIKES
17-09-2007, 01:04 PM
u shouldnt talk too loud mate

u werent hiding much in those ricky martin pants! [:P]