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BillyWhizz888
12-02-2007, 12:08 PM
An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like".

An Englishman gives him a guitar, which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.

An Irishman gives him a piano, which it plays better than Elton John.

A Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes.

The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from the bagpipes and Scotsman asks,
"what's wrong, can ye no play it"?

The octopus says,


Wait for it!


"Play It? I'm gonna f*&k her brains out once I get her pyjamas off"

Kamakazebusa
12-02-2007, 02:27 PM
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA........ thats the funniest shit all day