BillyWhizz888
12-02-2007, 12:08 PM
An Octopus walks into a bar and says "I can play any musical instrument you like".
An Englishman gives him a guitar, which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
An Irishman gives him a piano, which it plays better than Elton John.
A Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from the bagpipes and Scotsman asks,
"what's wrong, can ye no play it"?
The octopus says,
Wait for it!
"Play It? I'm gonna f*&k her brains out once I get her pyjamas off"
An Englishman gives him a guitar, which it plays better than Jimi Hendrix.
An Irishman gives him a piano, which it plays better than Elton John.
A Scotsman throws it a set of bagpipes.
The octopus fumbles about for a couple of minutes without a sound from the bagpipes and Scotsman asks,
"what's wrong, can ye no play it"?
The octopus says,
Wait for it!
"Play It? I'm gonna f*&k her brains out once I get her pyjamas off"