how stupid silly bonkers can we be

[jakam04]

which is half empty or

going down fast, but then

[suxukifreak]

my barstool gets pulled out...

[alfiestorm]

of that fish keepers house

[catchmeifyoucan]

and the humpty dumptys proclaimed!!

Up the muddy road boys!!!

[alfiestorm]

and dont forget your mudpluggers

[dazz]

"Harleys suck arse" said the....

gay boy, ever so hopefully

[Gix11]

Lads. I don't reckon this masterpiece is going to be a big seller at Toys R Us. Has anyone heard of punctuation and grammar? I tried to adapt what you've written but it's pretty ropey (yea, I sound like your English teacher don't I?).........

I slung a leg over a little donkey passing by a pie shop in Dubbo. I caught my left nut in the saddles black buckle and heard a ripping sound. I put my hand down to find it snapped off. I grabbed my right nut with my left hand and a cold beer with my blood covered right hand.

I fingered her swollen pussycat when no-one was watching, (ok, Davo was quietly watching,) while combing Ozkats sanchez and telling his horny parrot "i want you, i need you, but don't repeat it,just watch me beat it" with a dead dingos donga, thats dry and piss repreaved in a desert town full of line dancers in pointy shoes, hats, whips, mullets and were saddle sore from mains powered frenetic dildo's that I got from Chalky, who showed me how to make a young cowboy bleed and push against his prostate in a fimp style manner.

In his local (Lexington) loos, where the big men hang out, wearing nothing but their studded leather caps, on their big
purple heads, and their small fluffy dogs, while getting off on the taste of the strawberry condoms on icecreams from wendys, which were free when you bought a chocolate log, and a sausage or a hot-fish milkshake, and an anus flavoured donut covered in smooth pink icing - when all of a sudden, rodney the hardly geezer arrived. He proclaimed, "i have discovered the holy grail of motorcycling!" It's happening in April sometime, outfront a pie shop in Dubbo on roaring big Jap fours, twins and triples while Humpty Dumpty riders looked on as we stole there wives and girlfriends to show them a perfectly performed Undie Jump and real man's fast action throttling of a well lubed storm trooper cock, while she baked a quiche for everyone, while humpty riders looked on, in hopeful anticipation of some sloppy seconds and maybe a ride on a real bike.

I overheard them saying "I wanna kwaka, They're soooo impressive and have the same horsepower as a turbo GS 500 with Nitrous and a dream catcher mounted on the bars". They were matching the pink leather lap-lap nipple rings, and Prince Albert hanging off the abused looking cockatoo sitting in the tree, with no crackers in hand, until Davo appearred from behind saying "poly want a cracker" doing up his trouser zip, only to get his knob cut clean in half, leaving just 10mm to play with and a very disturbed look on the Dubbo Zoo Keeper's face.

"I employed a hooker, she picked it up and put out her cigerette on a fresh plaecenta with frozen salted seafood tacos, The kind that go soggy when you put liver and chutney burley with the puss from a swollen river squid".

Walking home slowly to the blue green algae at the Blue Oyster bar, he was served in a tall glass which is half empty or going down fast, but then my barstool gets pulled out, of that fish keepers house and the humpty dumptys proclaimed!! "Up the muddy road boys!!! and dont forget your mudpluggers". "Harleys suck arse" said the gay boy, ever so hopefully

Sound like a classic from the beatnik generation to me guys.

Next we'll be doing a drug fuelled road trip.

[unsane]

quote:Originally posted by chalk10



Next we'll be doing a drug fuelled road trip.



In

:D

[ozkat]

looking for Puppet to arrive....

with his pants on and....

[arbee]

with a big handful of

[Jockney Rebel]

slightly dodgy lookin pharmacuticals which
[i know my spellin sucks]

frankie gobbled down ravenously then

[alfiestorm]

singing pretty women walking down

[fimpBIKES]

to the bottom of gixll's....

[cutcat]

garden where the tomatoe plants....

[Ditto]

grow hidden behind the enormous

[alfiestorm]

kylie naked and legs spread

[catchmeifyoucan]

waiting for the long hard

[fimpBIKES]

look at yourself, obviously you're

[Ditto]

the one she wants to

[BANDITROD]

use as an eskimo love slave

[alfiestorm]

and lick your nose drips

[BANDITROD]

untill your manhood spits

[fimpBIKES]

at how vulgar your mind....

[alfiestorm]

that man eating haggis pie