Leroy

[alfiestorm]

Leroy Umbongo a little Nigerian boy with no arms or legs has been crowned world fancy dress champion.
He stuck a piece of string up his arse and went as a conker. :D

[Jockney Rebel]

u nasty bastard....lmfao

[Jockney Rebel]

So leroys grandad goes pedallin down to kent to see leroy one fine sunny? sunday as hes cyclin down the A2 he gets pulled over by one of the bros in his new Porsche:)
says"whatup mon tie de bike to me back bumper ahll give u a tow fella" so the old man does this but says
" dont go too fast its a fixed wheel bike "[:0]

to which our young west indian cousin replys

"donwt worry mon you ring ya bell an ill slow down":) so off they go .
a few miles down the road young afro gets passed by a ferrari doin warp speed so forgettin about leroys grandad in tow, gives chase[8D]

Unbeknowns to them in a layby few miles ahead is two traffic cops havin their lunch[^]
The 2 cars pass at highly illegal speeds so the cop gets on his radio to report it :(
says " you wont believe what i just saw ..a Ferrari doin 140 closely followed by a Porsche doin 130 with a little old black fella chasin them on a pushbike ringing his bell to pass the pair of em"[:o)]

NB leroy went back to africa from the west indies to find his roots and that is why leroys grandad speaks with a west indian accent:D