BillyWhizz888
17-01-2007, 08:12 AM
And so in the Beginning it came to pass that God created broccoli, cauliflower, cabbages, kale, pak choi,carrots,beetroot and a host of other nutritious and healthy yellow, red and green vegetables that Man and Woman might eat healthily and lead long lives. But Satan took God's wonderful gifts and devised dairy ice cream full of saturated fats and asked Man if he wanted fudge with it. Woman said yes to the ice cream and the fudge, and further requested the addition of chocolate chips. And Man and Woman both put on a couple of stones.
And on the Second day God created organic yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found alluring and fair.But the Devil introduced Woman to wheat flour, sugar and showed her how to make cakes,biscuits and pastries using even more saturated fats. And Woman went from size 10 to 18.
On the Third day God said to Man and Woman, "Try my healthy fresh green salads", whereupon Satan invited Man and Woman to smother the salads with blue cheese dressing and croutons fried in beef dripping. And Man and Woman had to slacken off their belts after yet another large repast.
God then sent down on the Fourth day a supply of tasty fresh vegetables and olive oil in which they could stir fry them to produce a healthy and nutritious meal. Alas, Satan brought forth deep fried coconut King prawns, lobster dipped in butter sauce and hunks of deep fried chicken which were so huge that each one needed its own platter. The cholesterol levels of both Man and Woman verily shot through the roof.
Then on the Fifth day God produced the potato which was laden with potassium, starch and diverse healthy trace elements. But the Devil showed Woman how to peel off the nutritious skins, cut the potatoes into chunky strips and deep fry them in hydrogenated oil. He then demonstrated to Man how they tasted so much better when encrusted in salt. Woman and Man piled on further pounds and their arteries did harden most grievously.
On the sixth day God created low fat beef rich in protein to improve the diet of Man and Woman. And God said "It is good".
"It's even better though when converted into Big Macs with a double portion of french fries",replied the Devil. And both Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.
Finally on the Seventh day God created the miracle of quadruple bypass surgery.
Satan however then established Medicare.........................
And on the Second day God created organic yogurt that Woman might keep the figure that Man found alluring and fair.But the Devil introduced Woman to wheat flour, sugar and showed her how to make cakes,biscuits and pastries using even more saturated fats. And Woman went from size 10 to 18.
On the Third day God said to Man and Woman, "Try my healthy fresh green salads", whereupon Satan invited Man and Woman to smother the salads with blue cheese dressing and croutons fried in beef dripping. And Man and Woman had to slacken off their belts after yet another large repast.
God then sent down on the Fourth day a supply of tasty fresh vegetables and olive oil in which they could stir fry them to produce a healthy and nutritious meal. Alas, Satan brought forth deep fried coconut King prawns, lobster dipped in butter sauce and hunks of deep fried chicken which were so huge that each one needed its own platter. The cholesterol levels of both Man and Woman verily shot through the roof.
Then on the Fifth day God produced the potato which was laden with potassium, starch and diverse healthy trace elements. But the Devil showed Woman how to peel off the nutritious skins, cut the potatoes into chunky strips and deep fry them in hydrogenated oil. He then demonstrated to Man how they tasted so much better when encrusted in salt. Woman and Man piled on further pounds and their arteries did harden most grievously.
On the sixth day God created low fat beef rich in protein to improve the diet of Man and Woman. And God said "It is good".
"It's even better though when converted into Big Macs with a double portion of french fries",replied the Devil. And both Man and Woman went into cardiac arrest.
Finally on the Seventh day God created the miracle of quadruple bypass surgery.
Satan however then established Medicare.........................