Message to the Beckams

[suxukifreak]

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[Tony Nitrous]

:D Nice one Dez,

Whilst we are posting such tasteful stuff........


Q: Whats the difference between Jesus, and a picture of Jesus ?

A: You only need one nail to put up the picture !



Q: What would it take to get the Beatles back together ?

A: Another 3 Bullets !

[Cruisecontrol]

Haha, your Beatles joke is a bit old.

[Tony Nitrous]

OK.....

More up to date...... ?

Billy was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came out, fireman, policeman, salesman, chippy, captain of industry etc, but Billy was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and let them sleep with him."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took
little Billy aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Billy, "He plays cricket for England but I was just too embarrassed to say."