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BillyWhizz888
12-01-2007, 07:22 AM
One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men at the side of the road eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

He asked one of the men, “Why are you eating grass?”

“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.”

“Well then, you can come with me to my house and I’ll feed you,” the lawyer said.

“But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree.”

“Bring them along,” the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, “You come along with us too.”

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, “But sir, I also have a wife and six children with me!”

“Bring them all along,” the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was.

Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, “Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you.”

“The lawyer replied, “Glad to do it. You’ll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high.”

alfiestorm
13-01-2007, 06:27 AM
ooooohhhhh yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Jockney Rebel
13-01-2007, 02:47 PM
"kill all the lawyers, kill em tonight" The Eagles circa 1995

Large
13-01-2007, 03:05 PM
The problem with lawyer jokes is that lawyers don't think they're funny and everyone else thinks they're true



And not all lawyers are bad...It's only 99% of them that give the others a bad name

:)

Jockney Rebel
14-01-2007, 12:39 AM
y dont lawyers ask for money for sex??
cos they dont think they can charge for the same service twice:}