Goat
13-12-2006, 06:24 PM
Two fleas are at a flea reunion in Miami.
They are discussing their trip and one flea is complaining
about the freezing uncomfortable ride he had.
"Mate I spent the whole trip in the moustache of a big hairy biker!"
The other flea says "look mate take my advice. next year go the airport lounge,
have a few drinks and wait until a nice sexy stewardess turns up.
Then crawl up her leg and fine a nice warm cosy spot to settle for your trip"
"Sounds like a good plan" says the flea. "I'll try that next year"
Anyway next year rolls around and the two fleas meet up again at the bar in Miami.
The flea is shivering and whingeing about the terrible ride he had again.
The first flea asks him... "mate didn't you take my advice?"
"Sure I did" says the first flea.
"I went to the airport bar, had a few drinks and waited for a sexy stewardess to come along.
Then I crawled up her leg and found the softest, comfiest spot to relax for the trip"
"Well, what's the problem ?" said the first flea.
"Well things were going great, comfy and warm.........next thing I know.......
I'm back in the moustache of that big hairy biker again!"
They are discussing their trip and one flea is complaining
about the freezing uncomfortable ride he had.
"Mate I spent the whole trip in the moustache of a big hairy biker!"
The other flea says "look mate take my advice. next year go the airport lounge,
have a few drinks and wait until a nice sexy stewardess turns up.
Then crawl up her leg and fine a nice warm cosy spot to settle for your trip"
"Sounds like a good plan" says the flea. "I'll try that next year"
Anyway next year rolls around and the two fleas meet up again at the bar in Miami.
The flea is shivering and whingeing about the terrible ride he had again.
The first flea asks him... "mate didn't you take my advice?"
"Sure I did" says the first flea.
"I went to the airport bar, had a few drinks and waited for a sexy stewardess to come along.
Then I crawled up her leg and found the softest, comfiest spot to relax for the trip"
"Well, what's the problem ?" said the first flea.
"Well things were going great, comfy and warm.........next thing I know.......
I'm back in the moustache of that big hairy biker again!"