JUST HAD A CLASSIC VISIT: WTF LOL

[veetwo tls]

some scanky dumb drug fucked woman just banged on the door.
saying i have an illegal bike the XR630 she says it' s not redgistured & its illegal to ride trail bikes on the road.http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/veetwo_tls/hein.gif http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/veetwo_tls/laugh.gif
(the XR still has 3MTHS redgo left)

also she said buy a british bike instead of that peice of crap. im now thinking WTF is she on.

for pece of mind i just phoned the bike shop they all & there mates all have the redgo disc's/lables under there seats & never had problems or ever heard of anyone booked for it.

actualy a cop pulled me up last week (was a bit over the speed limit) got a worning to slow down & use my hand sighnals - fellow bike rider him self & had no problems about the redgo lable in the airbox.

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/veetwo_tls/headbang.gifhttp://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/veetwo_tls/headbang.gifhttp://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/veetwo_tls/headbang.gif fucken people that dont know what there talking about.

HMMM now if the cops come around (not im worried) im going to suggest on a charge for insulting behaviour towards me. (IE: she said buy a british bike instead of that peice of crap. ) i found that quite disturbing & insulting & could scar me for the rest of my life. http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/veetwo_tls/laugh.gif

[Gix11]

Sounds like the local special bus must have crashed and one of them escaped mate.

[BOHEMION]

wtf!!! ive had similar as well. I asked her to show me a badge, when she couldnt i starting counting down to from 10 with a blank look on my face. HAHA i didnt know what i was going to do at Zero but neither did she, She pissed off pretty quick,.

P.S I was fanging around the streets on my KDX125 with no Can all arvo[:o)] must have woken her up or somthing.:D[^]

[Iceman]

You should've just told her to fuck off and shut the door.

quote:Originally posted by Gix11

Sounds like the local special bus must have crashed and one of them escaped mate.


Nay mate, even the retarded knnow better than to go British. :D

Well the ones that actually comprehend what a motorcycle is, and can talk. [8D]

She's definitely a Psycho Bitch [}:)]

[Jockney Rebel]

she obviously thot she could TRIUMPH over your apparent lack of taste .to which u obviously said NORTON ur life lady my xr is MATCHLESS . u followed up with a mates opinion
"A J! S peak to this bitch and put her right" the XR s great even VINCENT said so

now where d i put me pills.......................

[TurboKat]

Franken, you are a B.S.A rtist

[Jockney Rebel]

shit i knew i missed one .....

[Large]

quote:Originally posted by turbokat

Franken, you are a B.S.A rtist


That's a Bit ROUGH tk.

I thought you story was ARIEL good effort fb

And me mate DOUGLAS agrees with ya. So does JAMES and FRANCIS BARNETT copme to think of it.

And she wasn't even a Bonnie wee lass.

Although I'm guessing she was a BANTAM weight in the intellect department. It Greeves me to think what was going on inside her head.

Did you find out if she was going COMMANDO mate? or was the misses still at home?



quote:Originally posted by Large


quote:Originally posted by turbokat

Franken, you are a B.S.A rtist


That's a Bit ROUGH tk.

I thought you story was ARIEL good effort fb


Now that was a SUPERIOR comment;)

[sharky]

Villiers all shuddap

[papa smurf]

I reckon she just slinked off to hide in the BLACK SHADOWs.

Yer, her thinkin' was HaRDly LIGHTNING fast I'll bet.

Even Hayley's COMET would be brighter

[papa smurf]

Not only that but if you'd stuck her in the arse with a TRIDENT, she would have taken off like a ROCKET 3 times over.
There might have even been a TROPHY at the fools run for it

You mean her SPEED would TRIPLE? Now that's SPRINTing! At that rate it would only be a DAY TO NApier.

And don't you Pommie members go getting smart arse about it either. I'll bet she has a BRITISH TWIN somewhere over there.

[papa smurf]

Yeah & all that BRITISH TWIN does is run around squarking like a BANTAM & every time she opens her mouth you get a GOLD FLASH from her dodgy teeth

[sharky]

This thread really Greeves me....

In fact if you went up to Trafalgar SQUARE, ther'd probably be FOUR of them.

quote:Originally posted by sharky

This thread really Greeves me....


Aaaah well if it's all too much of a TRIALS, then you'd better SCRAMBLER for cover

[Large]

I don't care what anyone says...you're NORTON WANKEL chalky

Thanks matey :)


I think [8)]

Speaking of J.A.P. bikes how's the sumo wrestling going?

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by chalk10

Thanks matey :)


I think [8)]

Speaking of J.A.P. bikes how's the sumo wrestling going?
brilliant u lot :Dbut NORMAN says shes a DOMINATORix although in a SILKy way and RICK! MAN he just agrees with him.Personnaly i just think shes a THUNDER BIRD me self.
well bye y'all me and me mate SCOTT are going down the pub[8D]

[veetwo tls]

the missus handed me this from the mail friday LOL

http://www.postwhore.biz/albums/userpics/10073/normal_mail%20lol%20_1_.jpg (http://www.postwhore.biz/albums/userpics/10073/mail%20lol%20_1_.jpg)

[KRASH]

[xx(]PSYCHO BITCH[xx(]
I'd be leaving too veetwo tls

[Gix11]

She's off her trolley mate. Stay clear and get the garden hose on stand-by.

[Jockney Rebel]

nutter.....i reckon she fancies u m8

[veetwo tls]

frankenbiker she's all your mate.

yeh i think she is of her trolly Gix11 or needs to get off the ice or what ever she's on. its a worry

[xx(]

As an ex-nurse in the field mate one word of advice RUNLIKEFUCK

What does yer strife think of it all? She must be a bit concerned about the mad bitch.

PS you got an alarm on the bike? you might come out one morning to find it's had some 'modifications' done to it.

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by veetwo tls

frankenbiker she's all your mate.

yeh i think she is of her trolly Gix11 or needs to get off the ice or what ever she's on. its a worry

[xx(]
no thankin u mate im sorted .....:D
......mind u, me bruvs lookin for a doris............[^][:p]

[Jockney Rebel]

quote:Originally posted by chalk10

As an ex-nurse in the field mate one word of advice RUNLIKEFUCK

What does yer strife think of it all? She must be a bit concerned about the mad bitch.

PS you got an alarm on the bike? you might come out one morning to find it's had some 'modifications' done to it.
chalkie u were a nurse in a field ? dont they have hospitals down ur way ;)

Could you see me handling hospital matrons for very long mate? [}:)]

And yeah, when I was working with the intellectually disabled we used to take them walkies in the park so we could smoke scoobs :D

[Jockney Rebel]

erm yeah actually......i could but its not a vision i like to hold on to very long lol

weird woodbines! that would improve their perception of the world....:}