BillyWhizz888
13-12-2006, 07:15 AM
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like....night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99% of lawyers and politicians give the others a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. If you argue with idiots, they will bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.
10. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
11. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
12. Change is inevitable. except from vending machines.
13. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
14. If you think nobody cares, try missing a few payments.
15. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
16. OK, so what is the speed of dark?
17. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film.
19. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
20. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
21. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23. "I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder"
24. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
25. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what is going on.
26. Just remember. If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
27. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright....until you hear them speak.
2. A day without sunshine is like....night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
4. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
5. 99% of lawyers and politicians give the others a bad name.
6. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
7. He who laughs last thinks slowest.
8. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
9. If you argue with idiots, they will bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience.
10. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
11. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
12. Change is inevitable. except from vending machines.
13. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
14. If you think nobody cares, try missing a few payments.
15. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
16. OK, so what is the speed of dark?
17. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
18. Every one has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film.
19. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
20. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
21. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
23. "I couldn't fix your brakes, so I made your horn louder"
24. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
25. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what is going on.
26. Just remember. If the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
27. Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright....until you hear them speak.