Jockney Rebel
10-12-2006, 09:52 PM
Ye ken yir Scottish when..
>
> >1...you kin properly pronounce - McConnochie, Ecclefechan Milngavie,
> >Sauchiehall St, Enoch, Menzies,
> >Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
> >2. ...Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
> >3. .....Ye get four seasons in wan day.
> >4..... Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot slaverin when yer blootert.
> >5. ....Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
> >6. ......Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure
>class!
> >7. ...........Ye measure distance in minutes.
> >8. ......Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him -
>in
> >yer ain family.
> >9. .....Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
> >10. ......Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer
>wurds.
> >11. ...Ye know whit haggis is made fae and stull like eating it.
> >12. ...Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day
> >date.
> >13...... You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the
> >Church/Chapel.
> >
> >14. ....Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n
> >chips,irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
> >
> >15....... Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
> >16........ A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.
> >17. ......Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
> >18. ......Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
> >19. .....Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.
> >20. Finally, you are 100% Scottish if you have ever said/heard
> >these
> >words...
> >
> >a) how's it hingin
> >b)
>yourgonnaegetyerfikinheidkiktin
> >c) clatty
> >d) boggin
> >e) cludgie
> >f) p!shed
> >g) get it up ye
> >h) wee beasties
> >i) ar$e bandit
> >j) amurny
> >k) away an bile yer heid
> >l) peely-wally
> >m) humphey backit
> >n) numpty-heid
> >o) baw bag
> >p) dubble nugget
> >
> >
> >True Story -
> >
> >A Wee Glesca wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcherhas just
> >came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back,with hisrear
> >end aimed at an electric fire.
> >The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that
>yerAyrshire
> >bacon?"
>
Diane Grady
Administrator
Godfrey Pearson Ltd
Westpoint
4 Redheughs Rigg
South Gyle
Edinburgh
EH12 9DQ
>
> >1...you kin properly pronounce - McConnochie, Ecclefechan Milngavie,
> >Sauchiehall St, Enoch, Menzies,
> >Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
> >2. ...Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
> >3. .....Ye get four seasons in wan day.
> >4..... Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot slaverin when yer blootert.
> >5. ....Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.
> >6. ......Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure
>class!
> >7. ...........Ye measure distance in minutes.
> >8. ......Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him -
>in
> >yer ain family.
> >9. .....Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.
> >10. ......Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer
>wurds.
> >11. ...Ye know whit haggis is made fae and stull like eating it.
> >12. ...Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day
> >date.
> >13...... You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the
> >Church/Chapel.
> >
> >14. ....Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n
> >chips,irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop.
> >
> >15....... Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.
> >16........ A big flash car has a ned at the wheel.
> >17. ......Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.
> >18. ......Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.
> >19. .....Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals.
> >20. Finally, you are 100% Scottish if you have ever said/heard
> >these
> >words...
> >
> >a) how's it hingin
> >b)
>yourgonnaegetyerfikinheidkiktin
> >c) clatty
> >d) boggin
> >e) cludgie
> >f) p!shed
> >g) get it up ye
> >h) wee beasties
> >i) ar$e bandit
> >j) amurny
> >k) away an bile yer heid
> >l) peely-wally
> >m) humphey backit
> >n) numpty-heid
> >o) baw bag
> >p) dubble nugget
> >
> >
> >True Story -
> >
> >A Wee Glesca wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcherhas just
> >came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back,with hisrear
> >end aimed at an electric fire.
> >The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that
>yerAyrshire
> >bacon?"
>
Diane Grady
Administrator
Godfrey Pearson Ltd
Westpoint
4 Redheughs Rigg
South Gyle
Edinburgh
EH12 9DQ