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BillyWhizz888
05-12-2006, 07:54 AM
A bloke was having a few drinks by himself at Jupiters Casino when he met up with a striking, but quite small and slim young woman. They got on famously and ended up in bed.

She told him, that she was a jockey and that, if he came to the races in Townsville that day, she'd tip him the winner of each race she was riding in by giving him a sign as she rode out of the saddling paddock.

In Race 2 she rode out rubbing both her tits. The bloke looked through the race book and found ‘Two Abreast’, on which he placed a hundred dollars to win at 5-1. It won by two lengths.

'Fvck, this is great!' he thought.

In Race 4 she rode out rubbing her finger around her eye. He put the lot on Eyeliner at 10-1 and was five grand in front.

In the last race she came out standing up in the stirrups and rubbing her pussy. He backed nothing.

After the races he met up with her and thanked her for the winners in Races 2 and 4.

‘What about Itchy Mickey in the last at 66-1' she asked.

'Shit' he said, 'I thought you were telling me the cvnt was scratched!'