BillyWhizz888
27-11-2006, 04:12 PM
A little girl asks her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?"
Her mom replies "No, because she is in heat."
"What does that mean?" asked the child.
"Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes out to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle
for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in
theheat, and to come ask you."
He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with
it to disguise the scent, and said "Ok, you can go now, but keep Belle
on the leash and only go one time around the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway round the
block, so another dog is pushing her home."
Her mom replies "No, because she is in heat."
"What does that mean?" asked the child.
"Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
The little girl goes out to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take Belle
for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the dog was in
theheat, and to come ask you."
He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside with
it to disguise the scent, and said "Ok, you can go now, but keep Belle
on the leash and only go one time around the block."
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?"
The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway round the
block, so another dog is pushing her home."