FOOT IN MOUTH

[dazz]

Just sitting with customer and observed a car pull up in our driveway and a massive beast get out.

I said to the customer, as you do "have a fucking look at this would ya"

"I do every day" he replies, "Thats my wife"

I COULD HAVE FUCKING DIED[:0][:0][:0]

FYI: No sale:D

[WATEVR]

LOL

[papa smurf]

OOOOPS [:I][:I][:I]

[GaNDaLF]

Similer thing happend to me in a pub here in hervey bay just met this bloke young fuggly walks in I said to him look at that thing ....you know the rest was his daughter....mmm size 8 shoes tasty meal..[:I][:I]

Yes there aaaarrrh daren aaaarrrh just tuck that deal in bed there aaaarrrh yessssssssss!:D

[Matt]

you poor bastard..... you would have felt like a right bastard haha