Definately

[BOHEMION]

As usual Johnny was sleeping in class so his teacher thought she would wake him up with a quick question. Teaching literature at the time she wakes Johnny and asked him what is the definition of the word "Definately"

Johnny looks puzzled and very uncomfortable. Lifts his head and asked the Teacher

"Miss do farts have lumps in them?"

"No" shrugged the teacher

Johnny replies " Well, I've DEFINATELY shit my pants then"

[Iceman]

lol

[devo]

Little Johnny in class and the teacher says today class
we are going to spell four letter words.
Johnny says, Miss I have one so the teacher says ok lets hear
it.
Little Johnny proceeds to spell the word F-U-C teacher buts in
and says now Johnny mind your language then Johnny finishes with
the letter M.
The Teachers says what does that spell and Johnny says FUC'M [:0]
(FUCKEM)