BOHEMION
11-11-2006, 10:37 AM
As usual Johnny was sleeping in class so his teacher thought she would wake him up with a quick question. Teaching literature at the time she wakes Johnny and asked him what is the definition of the word "Definately"
Johnny looks puzzled and very uncomfortable. Lifts his head and asked the Teacher
"Miss do farts have lumps in them?"
"No" shrugged the teacher
Johnny replies " Well, I've DEFINATELY shit my pants then"
Johnny looks puzzled and very uncomfortable. Lifts his head and asked the Teacher
"Miss do farts have lumps in them?"
"No" shrugged the teacher
Johnny replies " Well, I've DEFINATELY shit my pants then"