Spot1000Kat
10-11-2006, 08:00 PM
A stupid question deserves an appropriate answer....
I was in KMart buying a large bag of Pal for my Labrador Retriever
and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time,
but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with mystory, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in
the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my
balls and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.
I was in KMart buying a large bag of Pal for my Labrador Retriever
and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time,
but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way
that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with mystory, particularly a tall guy behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned and was that why I was in
the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my
balls and a car hit me.
I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door.