dazz
09-11-2006, 12:49 PM
An Irish bloke (Paddy of course)goes into a butcher shop and while he was waiting to be served,he noticed almost everyone ordering sausages.
When it was his turn he asked "These sausages, how do you cook them?"
The butcher said "Do you eat fish?"
Paddy replied "I love leather jackets"
"Well you cook them the same way as a leather jacket"the butcher states.
Pady orders 1 kg of sausages and leaves with a smile on his face.
2 days later a pissed off Pady walkes through the door and orders "25kg of sausages please!:("
"[:0] 25kg of sausages,thats a lot of sausages mate" said the butcher
Paddy replies "Well not really, once you skin them and gut them there is fuck all left to cook!"
When it was his turn he asked "These sausages, how do you cook them?"
The butcher said "Do you eat fish?"
Paddy replied "I love leather jackets"
"Well you cook them the same way as a leather jacket"the butcher states.
Pady orders 1 kg of sausages and leaves with a smile on his face.
2 days later a pissed off Pady walkes through the door and orders "25kg of sausages please!:("
"[:0] 25kg of sausages,thats a lot of sausages mate" said the butcher
Paddy replies "Well not really, once you skin them and gut them there is fuck all left to cook!"