KRASH
08-11-2006, 06:08 PM
5 Surgeons
Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.
*The first surgeon says:*
"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
*The second responds: *
"Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is
color coded."
*The third surgeon says:*
"No, I really think librarians are the best; everything insidethem isin alphabetical order."
*The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always
understand when you have a few parts left over."
*But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:*
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine,and the head and the arse are interchangeable."
:D
Five Surgeons are discussing the types of people they like to operate on.
*The first surgeon says:*
"I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
*The second responds: *
"Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is
color coded."
*The third surgeon says:*
"No, I really think librarians are the best; everything insidethem isin alphabetical order."
*The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always
understand when you have a few parts left over."
*But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:*
"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine,and the head and the arse are interchangeable."
:D