BillyWhizz888
31-10-2006, 09:03 AM
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an
oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a
difficult, four hour surgical procedure
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge
bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles
black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir I'm
only here to wash your upper body & feet." He struggles to ask
again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned
that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the
covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his
testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then
she takes close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them
Sir."
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful,
but listen very, very closely.......
"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"
oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a
difficult, four hour surgical procedure
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge
bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles
black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir I'm
only here to wash your upper body & feet." He struggles to ask
again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Concerned
that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the
covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his
testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around. Then
she takes close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them
Sir."
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and
says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful,
but listen very, very closely.......
"A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?"