Melbourne Zoo.....

[BillyWhizz888]

The Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to handle. Upon examination, the Zoo veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was on heat. To make matters worse, there were no male gorillas of the species available.

While reflecting on their problem, the Zoo management noticed Graham, a big Kiwi lad & former All Black, responsible for fixing the Zoo's machinery. Graham, like most Kiwis, seemed to be possessed with ample ability to satisfy a female of any species.

So the Zoo administrators thought they might have a solution . Graham was approached with a proposition . Would he be willing to have sex with the gorilla for $500? Graham showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Graham announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three conditions:

"Fust," he said, "I don"t want to have to kuss er ."

"Sicondly, you must niver niver tull anyone about thus."
The Zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions,

so they asked what was his third condition .

"Wull," said Graham,

"You gotta give me another wik to come up with the $500."

[Iceman]

What do you get if you mate a Kiwi and a gorilla?










A retarded gorilla.

[AU1FORME]

Australian Aboriginal sitting on ayres rock playing the clicky sticks
singen nah nah nah nah nah nee nah

Aliens come down and watch him.

(Alien 1) what do you think he will do if we remove a 1/4 of his brain?

(Alien 2) Let see.

So they hit him with their ray gun an remove 1/4 of his brain

Aboriginal still sitting there playing his sticks singen the same song.

So they hit him again and remove another 1/4 of his brain, same things happen.

they get down to one 1/4 of his brain left and still the same thing sitting there playing his sticks singen Nah nah nah nah nee nah.

So the aliens hit him one more time ZZZZAAAAPPPPP with their ray gun removing the last 1/4 of his brain - look down and see him sitting there going Karmut A, Karmut A, Cara cara.