deer

[alfiestorm]

what do you call blind deer?








No idea

[kevkatana]

what do you call a blind deer with no legs?




Still no idea

[devo]

And a Deer with no eyes no legs and haning a root.
Still Fucken no ideer ;)

[alfiestorm]

And a deer with no eyes no legs hanging a root and no ears



FUCKED!!!:D:D

[devo]

I would have said a spit roast but you could put it like that
I guess :D:D

[Kamakazebusa]

LOL......i like that one

[Iceman]

What do you call a dog with no legs?

























What ever you want, he fuck'n thing ain't gunna come regardless.

[Kamakazebusa]

hahahahaha..........! there are some funny fuckers on this site

[alfiestorm]

A fish with no eyes



























fsh

[alfiestorm]

or a fly with no legs












a walk :D

I'll get my coat now

[zx12argh]

How about a guy with no arms or legs floating in a pool.


















Bob

sad. oh so sad.

[Gix11]

How about a guy under a pile of leaves having an epileptic fit?











Russel.


(yea, I know, as the others, it's very wrong.....)

[Cruisecontrol]

A man lying under a car?


















Jack.

[Cruisecontrol]

A man with a seagull on his head?














Cliff.

[Cruisecontrol]

A man with a rabbit sticking out of his arse?













Warren.

[Iceman]

A man with a shovel













Doug

[Iceman]

A man without a shovel














Douglas

[Large]

A black guy with no arms or legs floating in the harbour?




Bouy

[Iceman]

What do you call a midget fortune teller who has escaped from jail?















A small medium at large.

[Iceman]

A bull hav'n a wank?












Beef sprog'n off.

[zx12argh]

A guy walks into a doctors office wearing nothing but glad wrap.

He says "Doctor, I think I might be crazy."

Doctor says "Yes, I can clearly see your nuts."

[zx12argh]

A guy walks into a doctors office and says
"Doctor, I'm feeling really strange."

Doctor says "Yes, you are suffering from Tom Jones syndrome."

Guy says "Is that rare?"

Doctors says "It's not unusual."

[Large]

What do you get if you cross a Jehovahs witness with a Hells angel?



Someone who knocks on your door and tells you to fuck off.





Did you hear about the guy who got a penis transplant?



It didn't take....his hand rejected it

[alfiestorm]

What is a new recruite to the police force called














CUNT!!! :D

[gibbo]

A bear without an ear

































B

[devo]

What do you call a man with one wooden head ?
Edward
A man with two wooden heads ?
Edward Wood
A man with three wooden heads ?
Edward woodwood.
And what do get when you take the D's out of Edward woodwood
Ewar woo woo [:p]

[TurboKat]

A woman with one leg?





























Eileen.

[devo]

And her mum with one leg?













Marlean.

[devo]

And a man with no legs ?












Neil.

[alfiestorm]

Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female.
The female egg says "Look, I've got a crack"
"No good telling me" replies the male egg "I'm not hard yet"

[alfiestorm]

What do you call a sheep with no legs?
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[alfiestorm]

Why are there no asprins in the jungle?
Because the











Parots-ate-em-all

[KRASH]

You forgot "What do you call a chinese lady with one leg?"










IRENE...[:o)]

[zx12argh]

What are the three worst things about being an egg?








You only get laid once.
You only get hard once.
And the only woman who will sit on you face is your mother.

[alfiestorm]

what do you call a horse with no name
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? fucked if i know!!!!