dazz
18-10-2006, 02:16 PM
A mate was too shy to speak to a girl he liked and every time she came near him he went to shit.
One night at the pub she turned up and he started going on about how nice she looked and all that shit. We told him to go up to her and start talking to her.
"What will I say?" he asked.
Just tell her you like her clothes, or she smells nice, anything to get the ball rolling" we said.
He stood up and headed toward her and just before he spoke she turned around and headed for the toilet.
"See, she fucking hates me, soon as she saw me she pissed off."
We said "she probably needed to split the whisker, when she comes out start talking to her."
Jack waited outside the toilet and as the girl walked out of the toilet he said "Did you enjoy your shit!"
They have been married for years now!
One night at the pub she turned up and he started going on about how nice she looked and all that shit. We told him to go up to her and start talking to her.
"What will I say?" he asked.
Just tell her you like her clothes, or she smells nice, anything to get the ball rolling" we said.
He stood up and headed toward her and just before he spoke she turned around and headed for the toilet.
"See, she fucking hates me, soon as she saw me she pissed off."
We said "she probably needed to split the whisker, when she comes out start talking to her."
Jack waited outside the toilet and as the girl walked out of the toilet he said "Did you enjoy your shit!"
They have been married for years now!