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BillyWhizz888
07-09-2006, 09:21 AM
TRADITIONAL AUSTRALIAN FARMING:
* You have two sheep.
* You sell one and buy a ram.
* Your flock multiplies, and the economy grows. You buy out your neighbours.
* You sell the lot and retire on the income.

AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: (Workchoices!)
* You have two sheep.
* You sell one, and force the other to produce the wool of four sheep.
* You are surprised when the sheep drops dead.

FRENCH CORPORATION:
* You have two sheep.
* You go on strike because you want three sheep.

JAPANESE CORPORATION:
* You have two sheep.
* You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary sheep and produce 20 times the wool.
* You then create clever sheep cartoon images called Sheepkimon and market them worldwide.

GERMAN CORPORATION :
* You have two sheep.
* You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and shear themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION :
* You have two sheep.
* Both die from foot and mouth.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
* You have two sheep, but you don't know where they are.
* You break for lunch.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION :
* You have two sheep.
* You count them and learn you have five sheep.
* You count them again and learn you have 42 sheep.
* You count them again and learn you have 12 sheep.
* You stop counting sheep and open another bottle of vodka.

A SWISS CORPORATION:
* You have 5,000 sheep, none of which belong to you.
* You charge others for storing them.

A CHINESE CORPORATION :
* You have two sheep.
* You have 300 people shearing them.
* You claim full employment, high productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.

A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION:
* You have two sheep.
* That one on the left is kinda cute...

gibbo
07-09-2006, 06:37 PM
Good one Billy. fuck I want your job!!!!!!!!!!!

BillyWhizz888
07-09-2006, 11:02 PM
Gibbo... you would hate being me
arriving at 7, leaving at dentist time... 2.30 :D
c'mon you lot must get that one[:p]
having to look after contracting companies who are shite and worry me so much I go to the gym to stress releive... then get old boilers off the online dating sites to releive more stress, I have to drink in the evenings to help me calm down..... because I am laughing so farkin much these days.....
Mate... if I win the lotto, I will set up a custom shop, and you can have the paint shop next door...

There, hows that? feel better?


[}:)][}:)]

gibbo
08-09-2006, 07:12 AM
Geez Billy, I've gone all mushy inside[:I][:I]
Hows that painting going?

BillyWhizz888
08-09-2006, 08:27 AM
Panting.... jeez how did you know I was at it last night :D

ops, painting.... I am rubbing frantically [:p]
little bit more prepping and it goes off next week