Rich
30-08-2006, 02:45 PM
Lifted from the Hayabusa forum:
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur
Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St.
Peter told Arthur. "Because you've been such a good
man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your
reward is, to hang out with anyone you want in
Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I
want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
introduced him to God.
Of course, God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay,
so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson
motorcycle?"
Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."
God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing
something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and
pollution and can't run without a road?"
Arthur was embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me,
but aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, " Ah, yes."
"Well ," said Arthur, "Professional to professional,
there are some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
protrusion 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!
"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied
God, "hold on."
God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a
few words and waited for the results. The computer
printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it
may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are
riding my invention than yours!"
Cheers Rich
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur
Davidson, died and went to heaven. At the gates, St.
Peter told Arthur. "Because you've been such a good
man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your
reward is, to hang out with anyone you want in
Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I
want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and
introduced him to God.
Of course, God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay,
so you were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson
motorcycle?"
Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me...."
God commented: "Well, what's the big deal in inventing
something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and
pollution and can't run without a road?"
Arthur was embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me,
but aren't you the inventor of woman?"
God said, " Ah, yes."
"Well ," said Arthur, "Professional to professional,
there are some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end
protrusion 2. It chatters constantly at high speeds
3. Most rear ends are too soft and wobble too much
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous!!!!
"Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there," replied
God, "hold on."
God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a
few words and waited for the results. The computer
printed out a slip of paper and God read it. "Well, it
may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to
Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are
riding my invention than yours!"
Cheers Rich