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clairebear
23-08-2006, 03:55 PM
Got ya all![:I]
I have not had the big fat baby yet, but Friday will be my last day at work, and my last day with easy access to the net.

As soon as I can bear the pain of getting on the bike I will do so;)so if all you novocastrians can stand a kawasaki tagging along one day soon, i'll be there.

I will text Si a pic of the bub as soon as it arrives and he can post it up for me...
be seein ya from the local library every couple a weeks[:p]

clairebear
23-08-2006, 04:11 PM
ps. its due 5 september, so be thinkin of me!

23-08-2006, 04:27 PM
Sooo, no more PandaBear then eh claire?

gibbo
23-08-2006, 09:04 PM
Good luck Claire, hope it's not too big & fat.

23-08-2006, 09:34 PM
you go girl,i'll be rootin for ya on behalf of ASF QLD members.If only you lived up here you could give birth live at Bike Week.Best wishes to you and a few extra stitches thrown in for Justin too.remember not to scream,you'll scare the baby,and besides,10cm is only 100mm.

cheers
Davo

JackTar
24-08-2006, 05:36 PM
My missus had a baby last week 15th Aug to be exact, hope your baby is not too big and fat Claire cause my little girl Nissa was over 9 pounds and the missus had a hell of a time getting her into the world.

Iceman
24-08-2006, 06:37 PM
Congratulations JackTar.

gibbo
24-08-2006, 07:00 PM
Way to go Jack, another streetfighter baby. Hope your wife didn't have to work too hard. Did you request extra stitches?

JackTar
24-08-2006, 09:00 PM
Mate I wasn't that game plus I didn't need to be an arsehole the Doctor was a big enough one for both of us I almost snotted him.

BillyWhizz888
25-08-2006, 01:49 AM
SCREAM.....
go on, just at that special moment, when you know everyone on this site is thinking about you, and wishing you well......
no pain.... no gain

you go girl :D

houle john
26-08-2006, 06:37 AM
quote:Originally posted by clairebear

ps. its due 5 september, so be thinkin of me!


.....i'm always thinkin' of ya claire [:p]



....congrats btw

clairebear
01-09-2006, 02:48 PM
thanks all, still no result as yet!
way to go jacktar, i'm hoping for nothing quite so big as that!
...thats Jason thanks Davo :-)

sharky
01-09-2006, 03:09 PM
Don't worry Claire .....The head is only as big as a grapefruit [:0]

01-09-2006, 05:23 PM
i know Claire,i just keep forgetting.go for a ride,that'll bring it on.

Slingblade
01-09-2006, 05:47 PM
Good luck Claire, my wife is due Christmas day. What the hell were we thinking.

BillyWhizz888
01-09-2006, 10:48 PM
I got my first wife to run up and down stairs!
the second had twins.... 3 weeks bloody over
aint / cant have anymore... had to spare the world at some point

You go girl!

WATEVR
03-09-2006, 09:53 PM
just took my 22 month old boy Xander to the bike races today which he loved and my wife is due with our second (..last) on dec 11th. Good luck CB hope all goes well, its worth it!!

Matt
04-09-2006, 06:28 AM
Getting close now Claire! Mine is now one month old and settled in beautifully, she even sleeps through most nights! Good luck with it..

04-09-2006, 01:50 PM
One more day PandaBear, all the best mate!!!

Gsxar
05-09-2006, 08:04 PM
Its due:D:D

Ohhh the suspense [:p][:p]

sharky
06-09-2006, 07:43 AM
Just for you Claire....

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BillyWhizz888
06-09-2006, 09:12 AM
Can you scream louder???

we want to join in :D