BillyWhizz888
31-07-2006, 04:03 PM
An Irishman went to his doctor complaining that his asshole was feeling
terribly sore. The doctor asked him to drop his drawers and bend over so
he could take a look.
"It's amazing!" the doctor said, as he pulled a $20 bill from the
fellow's anus. Another $20 bill appeared behind the first one, so the
doctor pulled it out, too.
And then another! And another! And many more.
Finally, the doctor had pulled the whole pile of $20 bills from the
fellow's ass, and began to count it. (I sure hope that the doctor
doesn't lick his thumb when he counts money)
The doctor mentioned, "There was $1980 stuck in your anus!"
And the fellow replied, "I knew I wasn't feeling two grand!"
terribly sore. The doctor asked him to drop his drawers and bend over so
he could take a look.
"It's amazing!" the doctor said, as he pulled a $20 bill from the
fellow's anus. Another $20 bill appeared behind the first one, so the
doctor pulled it out, too.
And then another! And another! And many more.
Finally, the doctor had pulled the whole pile of $20 bills from the
fellow's ass, and began to count it. (I sure hope that the doctor
doesn't lick his thumb when he counts money)
The doctor mentioned, "There was $1980 stuck in your anus!"
And the fellow replied, "I knew I wasn't feeling two grand!"