BillyWhizz888
17-07-2006, 10:19 AM
It was a White Knight, and Mr. Cadbury and Ms Rowntree were on a River
cruise, they met on the Top Deck, It was After Eight. She was from
Quality Street; he was an Old Jamaican. They walked hand in hand down
Milky Way and around the Family Block.
They stopped in at the Mars Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a
Wine Gum. She asked if he could pass her a Coaster, He said
"Sure...Take 5 ". They Decided to leave as the music was too loud, &
neither of them liked M&M.
On the way out he bought her some Roses, She said they were her
Favorites. They walked down to his sports car, it was a Red Ferrero.
He made some small talk, and tried to make out like he was a Smartie.
She spoke a little but didn't say much as she didn't want to Polly
Waffle on. He suggested they should go somewhere quiet. She said if you
play your cards right you might get lucky aftertea. He replied, After
Dinner?.. Mint! " At this point he knew she was Cherry Ripe!
He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said. "And
I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky
Bars, They felt Smooth & Creamy. He thought to himself, They'll
definitely melt in your mouth & not in your hand. He told her that he
had a King Size Bar, but she thought he might just be telling
Fantales.
They checked into a Motel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury
turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he
slipped his hand down into her Snickers and felt her Kit Kat. She
started to play with his Fruit & nuts, But then she said "Stop!" He
though she was a Malteaser, But he still wanted to Jaff-er. So he
showed her his Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly
Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He thought this was Fantastic as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When
he finished, his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted Moro
but he needed to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers
looked very appetising... So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet
and gave her a Gob Stopper. He was exhausted, so he rolled over for a Flake.
Unfortunately Mr. Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms
Rowntree had been with All Sorts!!.
cruise, they met on the Top Deck, It was After Eight. She was from
Quality Street; he was an Old Jamaican. They walked hand in hand down
Milky Way and around the Family Block.
They stopped in at the Mars Bar, he had a Rum & Butter and she had a
Wine Gum. She asked if he could pass her a Coaster, He said
"Sure...Take 5 ". They Decided to leave as the music was too loud, &
neither of them liked M&M.
On the way out he bought her some Roses, She said they were her
Favorites. They walked down to his sports car, it was a Red Ferrero.
He made some small talk, and tried to make out like he was a Smartie.
She spoke a little but didn't say much as she didn't want to Polly
Waffle on. He suggested they should go somewhere quiet. She said if you
play your cards right you might get lucky aftertea. He replied, After
Dinner?.. Mint! " At this point he knew she was Cherry Ripe!
He asked her name. "Polo, I'm the one with the hole", she said. "And
I'm the one with the Nuts", he thought. Then he touched her Milky
Bars, They felt Smooth & Creamy. He thought to himself, They'll
definitely melt in your mouth & not in your hand. He told her that he
had a King Size Bar, but she thought he might just be telling
Fantales.
They checked into a Motel and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury
turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic. It wasn't long before he
slipped his hand down into her Snickers and felt her Kit Kat. She
started to play with his Fruit & nuts, But then she said "Stop!" He
though she was a Malteaser, But he still wanted to Jaff-er. So he
showed her his Curly Wurly. Ms Rowntree wasn't keen to have any more Jelly
Babies, so she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He thought this was Fantastic as he always fancied a bit of Fudge.
It was a Magic Moment as she let out a scream of Turkish Delight. When
he finished, his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted Moro
but he needed to take Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers
looked very appetising... So he did a Twirl, had a Picnic in her Sherbet
and gave her a Gob Stopper. He was exhausted, so he rolled over for a Flake.
Unfortunately Mr. Cadbury then had to go home to his wife, Caramel.
Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms
Rowntree had been with All Sorts!!.