fuckin whinge moan piss

[clairebear]

shag this pregnancy thing for a laugh[V]
fuckin tired, large, havent riden a bike since before xmas, the friggin thing is sitting there looking all expensive and wasted.:(
the bike that is, not the belly. fuck.
shit.
i'll post a pic of the belly soon. i hope all you blokes with kids appreciate your wives / women etc.
ok. thanks for that. fuck, not even my new asf shirt fits!:(

[sharky]

And people wonder why we're stickin to puppies.....[:p]

Yeah, feel for ya Claire


One look at a heavily pregnant woman, and I am so glad to be a bloke :D

[devo]

Don't worry Claire it'll all be over soon and just think
of the free drugs.:D
But I do feel for you my MRS has had 2 and I admire her for
it.[^]
Incidently the reason Babies have soft spots in thier heads
is so incase of fire at the hospital the Nurse can pick them
up five at a time.[:p]

[ozkat]

Bloody women whinging:D;) Your supposed to be barefoot and pregnant remember;) Maybe you should dress yourself in white so you match the rest of the kitchen appliances [:p] this all started when we gave them the right to vote and its gone backwards since then :D

[Tony Nitrous]

How many Male Chauvinists will it take to change a light bulb?

NONE !!!

Let the Bitch wash-up in the dark :D

When they make me King you will have to get a permit to breed,
and they'll be pretty few and far between [}:)]

:D:D:D

Tony.J. ;)

[Iceman]

Look on the bright side Claire, it'll be out soon. Bet your look'n forward to sleep'n in three hour increments! lol, yawn, zzzzzzzzzz.

quote:Originally posted by Tony Nitrous

How many Male Chauvinists will it take to change a light bulb?

NONE !!!

Let the Bitch wash-up in the dark :D

When they make me King you will have to get a permit to breed,
and they'll be pretty few and far between [}:)]

:D:D:D

Tony.J. ;)




now come on mate, we need all the factory fodder we can get. :D
Who else will deliver our pizzas, man the checkouts, clean the streets etc etc etc

[fimpBIKES]

come on claire,
u will get the extra baby bonus now

unplug it already!!! :D

just wait till the 'ol mapotassie dilates to 10cm's.thats when i found out why its called a C*#t.After that you've only gota be responsible for another 18 years.

[devo]

quote:--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

shag this pregnancy thing for a laugh
fuckin tired, large, havent riden a bike since before xmas, the friggin thing is sitting there looking all expensive and wasted.

Anyway Clair it was a SHAG that got you into this to start
with :D and what has Large got to do with it [:0][?]
And we look forward to the Belly be sure to draw some eyes and a
mouth :)

[Gsxar]

Damn remember feeling like that and dont envy u at all :(
How long to go? You've have baby sat for nine months now the father has the next 9 months on duty while u ride :D:D:Dsounds fair ;)

[clairebear]

fuck you oz!
its all lovely when you live in our houses, and we earn loads of dosh, pay for our own bikes / cars / fuel etc.
i'm happy to stay home and bludge / wear white / do housework, but then the man has to put in all the cash, and that NEVER happens without much whining and moaning from them.[^]
i lurve you oz!

[clairebear]

only 9 weeks to go.
I am happy truly and really excited about it, but its getting to the difficult stage now!
thanks for all your lovely jokes, piss takes and encouragement lads & Jo! and thank you for
reminding me Davo about that 10 cm bit...:-)

[Razorback]

Look on the bright side....

The 3 grand bonus should put some nice mods on the kwaka :D

[ozkat]

i think its more than 3 grand now. I lurve you too clairebear

[Iceman]

We got the three thousand for the 27/06/06, as of the start of the new financial year it is four grand. Spew'n we missed it by 4 days!

[clairebear]

yep, its four, but none for the bike...all for the mortgage..worse luck.
gotta register it soon. and service, and new brakes, werllll..maybe some for the bike, (after a sneaky fashion, dont tell mr. bear)

[devo]

Ya see Iceman you shoulda used a cork ;)

[Iceman]

As it was they chopped it out, so the cork wouldn't have helped at all.

[Tone]

Spew'n we missed it by 4 days!
ha...I missed out by 4 days to,4 days before the payment came into effect.I told the missus to hold it in but they know best...don't they!

[Razorback]

Did you tell her she owes you $500 now Tone ?

[clairebear]

whats a grand anyway when you look at the little sprite? sais she who gets the extra.
when you have the first, you are so scared of losing it / having problems / getting almost to term and having a stillborn, the rest seems like a load of crap. pic of bump hopefully to come today!
i'm thinkin when its ready to come, it dont know about money yet, and it will come :-)
I hope mine is on time, thats all, i dont wanna be over baked and have to deliver some monster 12 pounder!
i havent had my tea today yet, can you tell, very philosermy..thingy:-)

[Matt]

Clair, my missus now has two weeks to go and I think she's just about as over the whole thing as you are.

[clairebear]

awww. wish her the best. no pix of the bump today, sorry!

Come on Claire, It's not like you could have misplaced it now is it?

Out with the picture box, no being shy, coy or anything else :)

[clairebear]

yeah yeah, but i've got pregnancy brain. i forgot to take the camera to me mates place.
anyway, the longer i wait, the bigger and scarier it will be for ya :-)
be extra nice to your missus dummy type person.
hey, did my thing change at 500 posts?

Looks like it did, you're one of the big boys now (pardon the pun :)

[clairebear]

the belly's on its way Mr Chalk.
Si has it in his inbox and should post soon.

[Gix11]

He sure does. It just fitted in my inbox and now I've pulled it out and here it is:

http://streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/2006Jan-July06.jpg

Pah, mine's bigger after a good xmas feed.
Doesn't look like you've put any (additional) weight on there Claire, bet you're glad about that.

And I'm leaving the inbox comments alone, I'm in enough trouble at the moment. :D

[Razorback]

Large looks a lot different after a shave

[clairebear]

Yeah Chalkie, but you dont have to pass yours! No thus far not too fat, thank christ (or whoever athiests thank).
Thanks so much Razor...so kind.

[devo]

You forgot to do the eyes and mouth thingy :(
Oh and Claire , You look so radiant :D

[sharky]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/31738180025413.jpg
Move over Britney.....[:0]

[Razorback]

LMAO thats nice work and a deserving cover girl!

[loosebruce]

Fine bellyful of arms and legs, Clairebear.
Bet you'll be glad to be back on that grasshopper green Zed, once the bub is "cooked".
4G should keep you in tyres for a while.

[Razorback]

Na spend it on something for the kid.... Like a GSXR1000 pocket bike replica :D

[clairebear]

thanks Sharky! that was a larf! i love it.
yep most of the 4k will go on summat for the kid...mortgage, roof over its head!
yep, i will be most glad to go for a bloody good ride once its all over. and the weather will be noice and warm by then! yay.