I not come to work today Boss

[devo]

Hung Chow calls AIB where he works and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach-ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."

The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again, "Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

[RR-711]

HaHAHa thats heaps funny Devo :D. Hows ya race bike comin along?

[BillyWhizz888]

I love you long time $50
I love you long time and kiss you $52
I love you 6 years, cook clean, love you long time
then farking divorce you, take your house, bike n car and bring container full of relies to live in your house [8D]

[devo]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/864788146197333.jpg
Race Bikes comin along slowly but had to set up the roady so I
wouldn't loose my spot in the championship.So above is the piccy of
the road bike temp racer till other fixed or I will end up makin
it a fighter.:)

[Razorback]

I think that guy works for me :D

[RR-711]

OOOOoooohhhh be careful devo be a shame to mess up a nice set of originals good luck with the championship mate ;)