having fun with optusnet....(NWS.. language)

[crazymofo]

this is a cut and copy from an email i have sent to optus not 5 min ago... interesting to see there reply!! :D

the farking cahns are bloody useless...


well after being on hold for near 2 FUCKING HOURS, after being answered almost instantly by your general enquiries department, your fucking cancelation department blows the donkey harder then your grandmother!!! FFS!!

im writing this letter to inform you that i dont want your fucking shitfull DSL or dial up OR phone service any bloody more, your pathetic services are useless, and i wish to have all my current OPTUSNET AND PHONE services cut off once my DSL contract is up. ive had a gutfull

so can someone have the fucking decency to email me back?? or will you just see that i dont want the services anymore, and not give a shit, like your phone counterparts??!

my instructions are clear!

CUT OFF MY DSL, DIAL UP AND PHONE SERVICES WHEN MY DSL CONTRACT TERMINATES!!

seeing as the phone customer service is horrid, i hope those of you that read this email shall act on my request.


have a nice day!

regards.


ROFL!! cheers.joe.

Havin' problems there mate?

[Iceman]

Thank you for calling customer service. Please hold. One of our operators will be with you in a moment.

[BOHEMION]

Da na na na da na na

Da na na na da na na

Da na na na da na na

Da na na na da na na

Da na na na da na na

You have been advanced in the Cue please hold and an operator will soon be as usful as the hold music

Da na na na da na na

Da na na na da na na

[crazymofo]

BWAHAHAHAHAAH!!!

ah you clowns make me laugh.

just what i needed.. thanks chaps.

cheers.joe.

[Tony Nitrous]

Talking of Automated phones...
there has been a Bloody Brilliant ad on Triple-M radio recently...

RING RING....CLICK....
"High, Your through to Davo...
If you require a date with Dave, select 1,
If you've had a date with Davo and require another, select 2,
If you wish to propose to Davo, please hang up now,
Thank you, we do value your call."

Not quite sure what the ad's for,
im normaly laughing my arse off by the end of it :D:D:D

Tony.J.

[Razorback]

Your call is important to us
Your call is important to us
Your call is important to us
Your call is important to us
Your call is important to us
Your call is important to us
Your call is important to us
Your call is important to us

[damo1]

im not sure what exactly your asking for joe can you
make it any clearer for me.

[BOHEMION]

http://media.putfile.com/AOL-Cancellation

[chadams]

crazy, have they got back to you yet??

[Iceman]

He would have been better off talking to a machine.

[EXBEN]

quote:crazy, have they got back to you yet??
He can't answer you...............They've cut him off.
Hahahhahahahahahha:D

[crazymofo]

har har ben :P

im not cut off yet. but will be soon yay!! unfortunatley for you lot, im going to another provider, so you havent got rid of me yet :P

anyways i got a response.. a little boring and polite for my liking but meh...

Dear Joseph,

Thankyou for your email.

Due to restrictions placed upon us by the Privacy Act, we cannot process your request via
email. All requests regarding account modification require us to orally identify the
customer in question using four points of ID.

To cancel your services, please contact our Consumer Solutions Department on 1300 733 213,
they are open from Mon-Fri 8am - 8pm. Queue times can vary but are generally shorter
between midday and 3pm.

Regards,

Dominic.



cheers.joe.

PS, ben glad your happy with the washers

[chadams]

yeah bullshit midday and 3pm.... I guess no one there takes lunch... haha.... There just setting you up for another 2 hours in the phone queue.. ring them at 745pm... and when they disconnect you at 8pm, lodge a complaint to fair trading.. Your account will get canned with in days.. :-)