Aussie World Cup effort

[Fatster]

Great Finish guys looking good, looking good:D

[BillyWhizz888]

German family head out one Saturday to do some shopping.

While in the sports shop the son picks up an England football shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided to be an England supporter and I would like this for my birthday."

His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your mother."

So off goes the little lad with the white and red football shirt in hand and finds his mother.

"Mum?"

"Yes son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday".

The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head twice and says, "Go talk to your father."

Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his father.

"Dad?"

"Yes son?"

"I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday."

The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head 4 times and says:

"No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"

About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home.

The father turns to his son and says;

"Son, I hope you've learned something today?"

The son says,

"Yes dad I have."

"Good son, what is it?"

The son replies,

"I've only been an England supporter for an hour and already I hate you German B*stards"

[Rich]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/107208547511060.jpg

Good one Billy. Now I'm not into scoccer at all but this my effort.

Cheers Rich

[Razorback]

That shirt is about my limit too Rich.... silly game :D

[suxukifreak]

Interested now?
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/28092632462019.jpg

[BOHEMION]

Or now ?
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/28092639492384.jpg

[gibbo]

They call it the beautiful game, never before have I found it beautiful, or even mildly interesting[|)], but now[:p]

[BillyWhizz888]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

The following squads have just been announced for the 2006 World Cup



BRAZILIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Pinnochio

Libero

Vimto Memento Borneo Tango

Cheerio Subbuteo

Scenario Fellatio

Portfolio

SUBS:

Placebo
Porno
Polio
Banjo
Brasso
Stereo (L)
Stereo (R)
Hydrochlorofluoro
Aristotle
Computersezno

YUGOSLAVIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Itch

Annoyingitch Hardtoreachitch Scratchanitch

Hic Sic Spic Pric

Digaditch Fallinaditch

Horseraditch

SUBS:

Mowapitch
Letsgetrich
Shagabitch


RUSSIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Whodyanicabolicov

Ticlycov Chesticov Nasticov

Slalomsky Downhillsky

Risky Swedishshev Mastershev

Fuckov Ufuckov

SUBS:

Rubitov
Gechakitov
Sodov
Pastryshev
Najinsky
Ivorripabollockov
Taykitov



ROMANIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Chatanoogaciouciou

Atishiou Blessiou Thankyiou

Busqueue Snookercu

Pennyciou Twoapennyciou Fourapennyciou

I'llgetciou Youandwhosarmi

SUBS:

U
NonU
ManU
Stuffyiou
Lee Kwan Yu



DANISH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Toomanigoalssen

Tryandstopussen Crapdefenssen Haveagossen

Firstsson Seccondsson

Thirdsson

Legshurtssen Notroubleseeingussen

Wherestheballssen Getthebeerssen

SUBS:

Howmanygoalsisthatssen
Finallygaveupcountinssen
Hurryupandblowthewhistlessen
Yourelatedtoalexfergusonssen




ITALIAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Baloni

Potbelli Beerbelli Giveitsumwelli

Wotsontelli Yrarseissmelli Onetoomani

Legslikejelli Havabenni

Wobblijelli Spendapenni

SUBS:

Cantthinkofani!!!

Buggermi




MEXICAN SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

San Francisco

Costa Brava Hopelez Juan Andonly

Manuel Gearbox

Don Criformi-Argentina Skrewdigalz Luis Canon Sombrero

Chihuahua Jose

SUBS:

Jesus Maria Don Key
Burrito
Speedy Gonzalez
Tequila
Caramba


DUTCH SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

Kenning van Hire

Van Diemansland Van der Valk Van Gard Van Erealdizeez

Ad van Tagus Hertz van Rental Transit van Dors

Van Coova Van Sprokendown Aye van Hoe

SUBS:

Van Iller
Van Ishincreme
Van Morrison


Two players who are not included are Russian hard-man Sendimov, who will be serving a three-month suspension, and the hard-working Mexican midfielder, Manuel Labor.

There is no place in the Dutch squad for lesbian tranny, Dick van Dyke.

The young Dutch star Per Vert has been excluded from the squad, after he was discovered in the back streets of Amsterdam with his finger in a dyke.





GERMANY SQUAD FOR WORLD CUP 2006

KUNTS

KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS

KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS





SUBS:
KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS
KUNTS

[Razorback]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Oopps nodded off for a minute there

quote:Originally posted by Razorback

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Oopps nodded off for a minute there


Really??

I had a ball sending it to all the ethnics I work with :D

Unfortunately they all thought it was really funny, but then they think that soccer is very exciting.[V]

Can't blame'em though, if I came from the parts of the world they came from, I wouldn't get into a sport that actually involves making bodily contact with any of the locals.[:0] Never know what you might catch [}:)]

[BillyWhizz888]

Razorback... wakey wakey

http://www.kickassaustralia.com.au/?strName=%25%25Name%25%25&strEmail=%2

there hows that fell better?

[special-k]

Australia VS Italy tomorrow night!!

[Fatster]

should be a good match .......come on Australia......

[special-k]

And with one absolute shocker of a bad decision from the ref, so endeth the Australian team's world cup fight. A farken penalty shot awarded to Italy for a non existant foul in literally the last couple of seconds of the game gave them the 1-0 win and killed Australia's hopes... Bitches...

:( :( :( :( :( :( :(

[Tone]

Always the way in the world cup innit!A junket of third rate refs whose irresistable urge to be a prima donna on par with the players,stuffs it all up in one blow of the whistle.If fucking Brazil,Italy or Argentina win I'm giving up a 44 year following of the world cup because of these hot headed bastards.No joy Aussie.Go England.

[BillyWhizz888]

Shame....... good run though for you Aussies.......

Come on England!

[Razorback]

Hooray now we can forget about Soccer for another 3.5 years. Go the BOMBERS!

[KRASH]

BOMBERS...!!!!!
That game is almost as shit as soccer
the only reason its not is cause they don't run round giving their team mates a dry root tverytime one of them gets to kick the ball


<center>TRACKDAYS!
Because ball games are for FOGGOTS</center>
:D:D

[Gix11]

Well said Tony!

[Bobster]

Somebody mention trackdays? Never done one.... we race on the roads in Ireland.

[Tone]

I foggot who at the mo,but a coupla ex "foggots" pile money into bike racing don't they...even run their own teams?

quote:Originally posted by Bobster

Somebody mention trackdays? Never done one.... we race on the roads in Ireland.


That's the attitude, It's what God made roads for............... for joe avaerage to commute on, and for us to race on;)

[BillyWhizz888]

Promise..... if they lose tonight I wont say anymore......... [:p]
COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND,COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND,COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND,COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND,COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND,COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND,COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND,COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND,COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND,COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND, COME ON ENGLAND :D

[sharky]

Wos all this football stuff ??? Is there some sort of competitizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz zzz[|)][|)][|)]

[BillyWhizz888]

[V]

[special-k]

hahahahahaha, england just got OWN3D in the penalty shoot out - that porguguese goalie was on fire saving four from five of the england kicks! massive!

[Gix11]

http://www.sex-worldcup2006.com/groups.php

[BOHEMION]

Fuk me the Aussie has split her pants, YOU CAN SEE everything[:p]

[BillyWhizz888]

http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/5212348414797.jpg

About right!

[suxukifreak]

I wouldnt mind seeing some of the above girls taking a dive! [:p]

[BillyWhizz888]

bugger.......
these sites make a right mess on the keyboard [}:)]

[Rocket]

Is it too late to support Mexico ?

[Gix11]

Hey, seeing you two reply after each other reminded me - when are we going to see a WA/Perth ASF meeting taking place? Frankie and a few others are over there as well. Get something happening at a pub or somewhere.

[BillyWhizz888]

I will have some of that..........
have arun with ABR this weekend, and a go with a chick on a V Max :-)
but can always fit in a few beers with some good chaps :D

mail me and lets get it on, give Si a bare arse ASF tee shirt photo [}:)]

[Rocket]

I'd love to guys but I'm out of the country at the moment.[V]

Be back in a few weeks though.

Bikes in bits though. Cept me tractor.
or I could bring me young blokes XR250.

[BillyWhizz888]

Last one.... maybe

http://p0rcin.free.fr/all/zidane.swf

[gibbo]

Good one Billy, he shoulda head butted the ref. Go out in real style!

[Large]

http://www.dumpalink.com/media/1152865998/Zidanney_Hill