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BOHEMION
14-04-2006, 08:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiEsktRiCXo&search=Bas%20Rutten%20Fight%20Self-Defence%20MMA%20UFC
Large
14-04-2006, 08:16 PM
Handy tips for next years AFR...
damo1
14-04-2006, 09:05 PM
Is that Deano at macks pub?
remind me not to fuck with him next year.
Iceman
14-04-2006, 09:13 PM
Those tips could have come in handy a month ago, as bar fights are fairly common at my local.
NakedTurboBusa
15-04-2006, 06:33 PM
Some advice, take or leave it,

Over a 8 year period.. numerous visits to court for a number of events and heaps of money for barristers..... slaming heads into tables ( more than once), etc, is not EVER classed as self defence..... If you ever have to perform these moves.... look for cameras.. dont get caught.... dont go back.... I failed to apply these basic rules..

Due to things like this, I lost my pistol/rifle licence, security licence, PI licence.... and my means to earning money in OZ... hence why I have to (no choice) work overseas....

cheers

Pete
NakedTurboBusa
15-04-2006, 06:41 PM
Oh, and wrist locks, etc, followed by pressure breaks and control sleeping etc, by trained people is not self defence ethier !! Its assault causing accual harm, and the scale only goes up.... malicous wounding, grievous, etc.
NakedTurboBusa
15-04-2006, 06:42 PM
But, its a damm good instructional video...
BOHEMION
15-04-2006, 10:11 PM
Good tips the NTB!
Gix11
16-04-2006, 11:13 AM
I think I'll just have the quite beer with the lads thanks.
BOHEMION
16-04-2006, 12:27 PM
You gotta make it interesting
BOHEMION
16-04-2006, 12:31 PM
Love the line,

"Create Distance and grab a chair!"

"He tried to Kill me, So i Gotta be returning him the favour"

"Some bodies telling meee that about my wife! I'm sorry sir but i'm gonan break your leg!"
NakedTurboBusa
16-04-2006, 02:43 PM
Quiet beer with the lads is the most enjoyable option!! Better chance of getting sucked off in toilet by the scrubber groupy anyway...
Large
16-04-2006, 04:34 PM
http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/4705/message2a0ya.jpg
Looks like a Honda fan...
ozkat
16-04-2006, 05:07 PM
Large, i really dont know what to say.
BOHEMION
16-04-2006, 08:01 PM
Did she kick your arse Large? is that why u posted THAT thing here hahahhaa glad to share the tips then!
Large
16-04-2006, 09:32 PM
quote:Originally posted by NakedTurboBusa

Quiet beer with the lads is the most enjoyable option!! Better chance of getting sucked off in toilet by the scrubber groupy anyway...
NakedTurboBusa
17-04-2006, 12:55 AM
Come on boys... its all those fat ugly chicks Ive hosed out that turned me into the well rounded lover I am today...

Although, large, that one you posted is very very scetchy.... it looks like she could punch you in the mouth, roll you over, and fuck you with her large clit, or penis....
BOHEMION
17-04-2006, 12:07 PM
I bet her 'Tank Slapper" could put Puppets to shame!
damo1
20-04-2006, 08:44 PM
how did you get that shot of the missus large were you over again while i was out
i see shes got your shirt on cause she doesnt fit mine.
damo1
20-04-2006, 08:46 PM
it almost looks abit like you chalk hahahaha
only gagging
Gix11
20-04-2006, 09:17 PM
SHIT! I'm gagging as well. I couldn't see the photo yesterday it was missing! I wish it was yesterday again.........
21-04-2006, 09:33 AM
Thanks Damo, ya cunt.[}:)]

Hey Large, how did she end up with you're shirt on? [?]
you weren't that farkin desperate were ya? :(
morning after shot? [V]
or were you just wishing you'd been shot the next morning? [:0]

(fark I hope that's really isn't you're new squeeze mate[:I], the neighbors won't be impressed:D)
Foxy
21-04-2006, 09:56 AM
As I've said before, got to slay a lot of dragons to get to the princess...........

And thats one hell of a fucking dragon!!!![xx(]

Are you considering growing your hair large???
21-04-2006, 02:09 PM
Come on Lardge, what's the story?[?]

And why's it wearing one of our shirts? [}:)]



and she needs to borrow yer razor mate [8D] (a bullet to the first man who mentions her and Brazilian landing strips in the same breath[xx(])
Large
21-04-2006, 02:40 PM
quote:Originally posted by chalk10

Come on Lardge, what's the story?[?]

And why's it wearing one of our shirts? [}:)]



and she needs to borrow yer razor mate [8D] (a bullet to the first man who mentions her and Brazilian landing strips in the same breath[xx(])


She's wearing the ASF shirt because I have l33t photochop skillz:D

And no I didn't..and I wouldn't....even with your dick...
21-04-2006, 09:11 PM
this is why Lardge won foto of the year,its about time you ashed your cigi and washed the dishes mate.;)keep em comin big fella.:D
Gix11
21-04-2006, 10:06 PM
Looks like he's up for it again, but what the fuck does l33t mean? Is dat sum street techno dude speak wit cred dat us lames don't understand? Sik and da bomb mate.
Large
21-04-2006, 10:37 PM
elite
=L ite
=L33t

So I'm a l33t HaXoR :D

Aka Turbogeek:D
21-04-2006, 10:56 PM
yeah wot up G
Large
21-04-2006, 10:57 PM
sup wigger
Zed14
22-04-2006, 04:27 PM
thats large with his mums hair on.
TurboKat
22-04-2006, 10:57 PM
[:p][:p][:p][:p][:p][:p][:p]
PM me her Phone No. Large. :D
Could it be Chalky's Ex wife? [xx(]
23-04-2006, 08:40 AM
I can definitely say that she is definitely not MY ex mate, my ex is a small chinese woman;), must have mistaken her for yours mate[8D].

Been smoking waaaay too many of them 'roll your owns' again haven't ya Turbid?:D

Speaking of which, have you bolted up that unit yet? What have ya put it on?