View Full Version : Ok maybe now I have seen it all
Razorback
10-04-2006, 03:38 PM
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/JOYPUMP-for-GSXR-600-750-TL-1000-1300-Hayabusa-Bandit_W0QQitemZ8052803491QQcategoryZ10534QQrdZ1QQ cmdZViewItem
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Frankie
10-04-2006, 03:40 PM
Making money out of sh.t
Frankie
10-04-2006, 03:40 PM
Making money out of sh.t
clairebear
10-04-2006, 03:45 PM
how many times would you run out of fuel on the same bike i wonder.
any more than once and you are a real wally.
(coz i dun it once...for each of the last 3 bikes i have bought)
oh dear
clairebear
10-04-2006, 03:45 PM
how many times would you run out of fuel on the same bike i wonder.
any more than once and you are a real wally.
(coz i dun it once...for each of the last 3 bikes i have bought)
oh dear
Razorback
10-04-2006, 03:54 PM
My last slabby 1100 I ran out first time I rode it. Filled it up and off I went expecting it would get similar mileage to my previous late 80's 1100's and I think I got 90 odd kms down the road before she started coughing and I went on to reserve. Then since I was already way outside town (Darwin along Arnhem Highway) I got about another 15 or 20ks then spluttered to a halt. Fortunately ..... no amazingly.... my mobile had a signal and my wife came and brought a jerry can... damn that old beast chewed the juice.
Razorback
10-04-2006, 03:54 PM
My last slabby 1100 I ran out first time I rode it. Filled it up and off I went expecting it would get similar mileage to my previous late 80's 1100's and I think I got 90 odd kms down the road before she started coughing and I went on to reserve. Then since I was already way outside town (Darwin along Arnhem Highway) I got about another 15 or 20ks then spluttered to a halt. Fortunately ..... no amazingly.... my mobile had a signal and my wife came and brought a jerry can... damn that old beast chewed the juice.
Gix11
10-04-2006, 03:54 PM
Joy pump? JOY PUMP! What the fuck? Created by a faggot for faggots.
I know, I'll run out of petrol and write "HELP - I'm a cock" on the back of my bike.
This is so gay, I'm leaving this topic now.
Gix11
10-04-2006, 03:54 PM
Joy pump? JOY PUMP! What the fuck? Created by a faggot for faggots.
I know, I'll run out of petrol and write "HELP - I'm a cock" on the back of my bike.
This is so gay, I'm leaving this topic now.
Razorback
10-04-2006, 04:08 PM
The "Joy Pump" title was what got me looking at it LOL... thought it was something the wife might like :D
Razorback
10-04-2006, 04:08 PM
The "Joy Pump" title was what got me looking at it LOL... thought it was something the wife might like :D
clairebear
10-04-2006, 04:15 PM
yer, i got a bit excited for a moment, some sort of joy thing for me to carry under the seat.
i'm ok now tho.
Mundy's 7/11 is very thirsty too, or used to be anyway. thats mostly coz its made
to go fucking fast i suppose.
clairebear
10-04-2006, 04:15 PM
yer, i got a bit excited for a moment, some sort of joy thing for me to carry under the seat.
i'm ok now tho.
Mundy's 7/11 is very thirsty too, or used to be anyway. thats mostly coz its made
to go fucking fast i suppose.
Gix11
10-04-2006, 04:23 PM
Claire, the joy thing is under your arse, it's called Z1000. How many more do you want?
Gix11
10-04-2006, 04:23 PM
Claire, the joy thing is under your arse, it's called Z1000. How many more do you want?
dinorider
10-04-2006, 06:26 PM
sounds like something for those less endowed folk or maybe something our miserable fucking pollies need jammed up their arses.I call it a siphon.fortunately when I have stopped on the side of the road(never on a suzi)within a couple of minutes a fellow rider has pulled up to offer assistance,even when its just to take a piss!
dinorider
10-04-2006, 06:26 PM
sounds like something for those less endowed folk or maybe something our miserable fucking pollies need jammed up their arses.I call it a siphon.fortunately when I have stopped on the side of the road(never on a suzi)within a couple of minutes a fellow rider has pulled up to offer assistance,even when its just to take a piss!
Frankie
10-04-2006, 07:12 PM
Faggots, faggots?!?.... Hey!! I got it!
You use a bigger hose and stick that thing on your willie and keep pumping! You can even do that while you are riding. That's what's good for. I'll buy one tomorrow!! (Why did'nt I think of that before!?) [:0]
Frankie
10-04-2006, 07:12 PM
Faggots, faggots?!?.... Hey!! I got it!
You use a bigger hose and stick that thing on your willie and keep pumping! You can even do that while you are riding. That's what's good for. I'll buy one tomorrow!! (Why did'nt I think of that before!?) [:0]
Gix11
10-04-2006, 07:14 PM
How are you going to explain getting pulled over for speeding by a copper with a joy pump on the end of your cock hanging out your jeans?
Gix11
10-04-2006, 07:14 PM
How are you going to explain getting pulled over for speeding by a copper with a joy pump on the end of your cock hanging out your jeans?
Frankie
10-04-2006, 07:17 PM
You could wear extra wide pants.... or:
Sorry Orifficer, but I am sooo lonely.
Or. Look Sargent, you should try this...looks like you need this, anyway.
Something different. Take a look at this:
http://videos.streetfire.net/video/52CA5104-7001-4AD8-BAD3-B5F911673122.htm
Frankie
10-04-2006, 07:17 PM
You could wear extra wide pants.... or:
Sorry Orifficer, but I am sooo lonely.
Or. Look Sargent, you should try this...looks like you need this, anyway.
Something different. Take a look at this:
http://videos.streetfire.net/video/52CA5104-7001-4AD8-BAD3-B5F911673122.htm
Bucko
10-04-2006, 07:56 PM
quote:Originally posted by clairebear
how many times would you run out of fuel on the same bike i wonder.
any more than once and you are a real wally.
(coz i dun it once...for each of the last 3 bikes i have bought)
oh dear
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Well I have done it a couple of times on the TDM. The first time was when I discovered that the reserve tap doesn't work. It has on, off and on again. Well I think it's actually res, off and res again. Borrowed some fuel from a friends bike I was riding with.
The second time I was riding from Goulbourn to Orange. a distance of about 200km's. Normal range for the TDM is 300, so no problem I thought. Except that I was riding as fast as that clapped out motor would carry me and it ran out of juice about 10km from town...
Bucko
10-04-2006, 07:56 PM
quote:Originally posted by clairebear
how many times would you run out of fuel on the same bike i wonder.
any more than once and you are a real wally.
(coz i dun it once...for each of the last 3 bikes i have bought)
oh dear
[:I][:I]
Well I have done it a couple of times on the TDM. The first time was when I discovered that the reserve tap doesn't work. It has on, off and on again. Well I think it's actually res, off and res again. Borrowed some fuel from a friends bike I was riding with.
The second time I was riding from Goulbourn to Orange. a distance of about 200km's. Normal range for the TDM is 300, so no problem I thought. Except that I was riding as fast as that clapped out motor would carry me and it ran out of juice about 10km from town...
Gix11
10-04-2006, 09:51 PM
Frankie - Shit! Is that bloke doing that in the wet or is it one fuck off powered bike? That thing is sideways most of the time, he skids through a red light sideways and bounces of the side of that yellow car near the end. The guys a fuckin' nutter!
Gix11
10-04-2006, 09:51 PM
Frankie - Shit! Is that bloke doing that in the wet or is it one fuck off powered bike? That thing is sideways most of the time, he skids through a red light sideways and bounces of the side of that yellow car near the end. The guys a fuckin' nutter!
BOHEMION
10-04-2006, 10:57 PM
Thats some supercharged thing, I forget what country it is, saw it on another forum!
BOHEMION
10-04-2006, 10:57 PM
Thats some supercharged thing, I forget what country it is, saw it on another forum!
Razorback
10-04-2006, 11:06 PM
Man what can ya say.... pretty good skills combined with a deathwish LOL
Razorback
10-04-2006, 11:06 PM
Man what can ya say.... pretty good skills combined with a deathwish LOL
Bucko
11-04-2006, 02:25 AM
It reminds me of when I had to commute from Penrith to the City each day.
Take no prisoners and avoid the trains!
I'm glad I live in Orange now and don't have more than a kay to commute...
Bucko
11-04-2006, 02:25 AM
It reminds me of when I had to commute from Penrith to the City each day.
Take no prisoners and avoid the trains!
I'm glad I live in Orange now and don't have more than a kay to commute...
Certainly has that geardrive like whine of the supercharger.We got some bloke in court down at Manly at the mo for pulling this sort of stunt only he got caught.Now he's claiming depression or something.Bloke I work with is a mate of his and reckons there's absolutely nothing wrong with him cept he was bored.
Certainly has that geardrive like whine of the supercharger.We got some bloke in court down at Manly at the mo for pulling this sort of stunt only he got caught.Now he's claiming depression or something.Bloke I work with is a mate of his and reckons there's absolutely nothing wrong with him cept he was bored.
cjburns esq
11-04-2006, 04:20 PM
quote:Originally posted by clairebear
how many times would you run out of fuel on the same bike i wonder.
any more than once and you are a real wally.
(coz i dun it once...for each of the last 3 bikes i have bought)
oh dear
More than bloody once if memory serves me correctly..........
What's wrong with plannig your fuel stops so you don't need the pump of joy?
Or here's a thought, maybe a Battery breather hose and a roadside coke can/bottle? costs nothing
cjburns esq
11-04-2006, 04:20 PM
quote:Originally posted by clairebear
how many times would you run out of fuel on the same bike i wonder.
any more than once and you are a real wally.
(coz i dun it once...for each of the last 3 bikes i have bought)
oh dear
More than bloody once if memory serves me correctly..........
What's wrong with plannig your fuel stops so you don't need the pump of joy?
Or here's a thought, maybe a Battery breather hose and a roadside coke can/bottle? costs nothing
clairebear
12-04-2006, 08:44 AM
yes, thanks mr Burns, maybe twice on that one.
i wont admit to any more tho!
you are getting a bit old now, and mayhaps your memory does not serve you so
well no more :-)
clairebear
12-04-2006, 08:44 AM
yes, thanks mr Burns, maybe twice on that one.
i wont admit to any more tho!
you are getting a bit old now, and mayhaps your memory does not serve you so
well no more :-)
dinorider
12-04-2006, 06:18 PM
hey bucko I got lations in Orange.The Freedman`s
dinorider
12-04-2006, 06:18 PM
hey bucko I got lations in Orange.The Freedman`s
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