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hi
28-04-2007, 12:58 PM
Hello im new to this site ive been looking at it for some time and finally decided to say gday.

Ive never riden before but came across this site and it got me interested in bikes so i went and brought myself one.

The bike that i brought is a gn250 its actually the fastest 250 you can buy thats what the guy told me and he seemed pretty honest so i had no reson to doubt him because he had a few bikes in his garage and sounded like he knew his shit.

What i wanted to ask is is it like an auto car when you just put it in gear and then just turn the throttle to go or is it like a stick shift because i havnt driven one of them so im not sure the guy i brought it off dropped the bike off and said hed come around on the weekend and show me how to ride it but that was three weeks ago and im sick of trying to call him i think he doesnt want to help me after i gave him the $4000 for his bike.

I love the bike i go and sit on it every night in the garadge with my helmet and jacket on and think of riding the highways its going to be great.

It should be a really nice cutome bike to the shape and the lines of it are probly the best for a 250.

Do you guys have a tattoo artist you go to because i think if im going to be a bikie i should get one of them to.

Thanks for your help in advance and look forward to hearing from you soon. Hi

damo1
28-04-2007, 01:00 PM
Holy crap sounds like you got it for a bargin there Hi[:0]

And welcome to the shit fight:D

As for your bike being and auto no thats why it has a clutch[:o)]

hooligan
28-04-2007, 01:46 PM
do you have "born to be wild" playing in the background when you're in your garadge?

Gix11
28-04-2007, 02:17 PM
There's far too much piss taking going on there. I like piss takers but how about you give us your real story instead of that bullshit?

Jockney Rebel
28-04-2007, 02:21 PM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/3011760176560.jpg
does ur bike look like this or......

Jockney Rebel
28-04-2007, 02:22 PM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/3011760176457.jpg
...like this in either caes ive never heard of an auto one of these..but then im a daft pommie hi btw:D

hi
28-04-2007, 03:13 PM
Gix are you talking to me or the other guy holgan?

Frank its the bottom one except mine is black.

What mods do you think i can do to it to make it look a bit more custome.

damo1
28-04-2007, 03:16 PM
You should stick in an auto gear box i hear a honda civic one bolts straight in to that model:D

Are you the full Quid[:0][?]Oh sorry are you serious:D

hi
28-04-2007, 03:20 PM
Do you think im stupid Damo1?

I just came on this site to try get some advice not to get shit off anyone it seemed to be pretty cool around here.

Is that true about the auto gearbox becauswe that would make it easier to ride i recon.

Cruisecontrol
28-04-2007, 03:20 PM
quote:Originally posted by hi


What mods do you think i can do to it to make it look a bit more custome.


http://www.byhanna.com/media/streamers/streamer1.jpghttp://www.byhanna.com/media/streamers/streamers2.jpghttp://www.byhanna.com/media/streamers/streamer3.jpg

damo1
28-04-2007, 03:23 PM
Holy fuck im sorry to insult your intelligence but i thought you where talking the piss if you cant handle the heat get out of the kitchen.

I learned that pretty early on here so you should do the same.

If you dont like it you could always leave.

damo1
28-04-2007, 03:24 PM
quote:Originally posted by Cruisecontrol


quote:Originally posted by hi


What mods do you think i can do to it to make it look a bit more custome.


http://www.byhanna.com/media/streamers/streamer1.jpghttp://www.byhanna.com/media/streamers/streamers2.jpghttp://www.byhanna.com/media/streamers/streamer3.jpg

Baahhaaa get some of these you tool [:o)]

gibbo
28-04-2007, 05:30 PM
Whilst sitting on the bike in the garage make sure you put a television and dvd player in front of you so you can watch ghostrider dvds, this has been proven in university tests as the best way to learn how to ride a motorcycle;)
PS. Make sure you disregard the law about wearing helmets, for you there is no need[}:)]

Benz
28-04-2007, 06:04 PM
Mate, if you paid 4k for a single cylinder, 80's model,believing it to be the fastest auto 250.....:D and expect the owner to show you how to ride it, you are seriously wet behind the ears.:D
You gotta be taking the piss[:o)][?]
Hi bye, welcome.....:)

Iceman
28-04-2007, 06:23 PM
Welcome aboard Hi Bye.

It is not very often we get non-riders here so some of your questions may seem silly to some members.

Auto gearbox answer - NO, can't, won't, shouldn't be done.

My advice to you before you go spending a shit load of cash on your pride and joy, is that you learn how to ride first. Go to your local motor vehicle registrating office, weather it be RTA, Vicroads, DMV, or what ever. Ask them when you can get your motorcycle licence test done. These places quite often run a full day training session on the basics of motorcycling before the test.

There's a fair chance you will fall off your bike within the first 12 months of being on the road, so the modifications can come as you replace all the broken bits.

As far as getting a tattoo is concerned, not all motorcyclist have tattoos so don't feel the need to get one just to fit in. You never know you might decide in a year or so that bikes aren't your thing and sell it. Tattoos are permanent remember. They don't wash off.

You are also going to have to tough'n the fuck up! If some one is hanging shit on you tell them to fuck off.

Jockney Rebel
28-04-2007, 07:07 PM
dont worry mate when i bought my first bike [back when they still had gas lamps]lol it was a FS1-E[a 50cc moped ]
this bike had an 'all down ' gearbox ie u shifted down for all 4 gears but id learnt on a bike that had 1 down and four up [which is what vast majority of bikes have] wheni took the bike back to the dealer and spat the dummy he creased up showed me the little diagram cast into the casing above the gearshift and told me to fuk off and stop annoyin him.
like ice said theres not many [if any ]non riders here but dont let that put u off
what uve bought is a factory custom bike [loosely styled along the same lines as a chopper] if ur really into that style of bike its not what streetfighters are all about ..get hold of a magazine called streetfighter from the uk itll fill u in a bit more..as for tats ...like ice said dont do it untill ur absolutely fukin sure u want one .u could maybe try temp[airbrushed on] tats to give u an idea what ud be livin with
by the way sarcasm is rife in here .....u have to be fairly thickskinned

Jockney Rebel
28-04-2007, 07:09 PM
.........unless of course ur names DAVO in which case ....uv been rumbled son...

Tony Nitrous
28-04-2007, 07:18 PM
quote:Originally posted by hi


The bike that i brought is a gn250 its actually the fastest 250 you can buy

What i wanted to ask is is it like an auto car when you just put it in gear and then just turn the throttle

im sick of trying to call him i think he doesnt want to help me after i gave him the $4000 for his bike.

I love the bike i go and sit on it every night in the garadge with my helmet and jacket on and think of riding the highways its going to be great.

It should be a really nice cutome bike to the shape and the lines of it are probly the best for a 250.

Do you guys have a tattoo artist you go to because i think if im going to be a bikie i should get one of them to.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1175/rotflie0.gif...http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1175/rotflie0.gif...http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1175/rotflie0.gif...http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1175/rotflie0.gif...http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/1175/rotflie0.gif

How Good is this site !!!
There's always some Funny f*cker to put a smile on your face...[8D]

Yella
28-04-2007, 08:21 PM
There a couple of auto bikes out there yours maybe a semi auto you may need to use the clutch just to start off then its an auto from then on , just try this for me grab ya camera (you alway want to get your first ride so you can post it up later) then go out get on and start your bike make sure the way is clear pull in the clutch bring the revs up 6g should be right then just let the clutch go and see what happens you should be right. If not them you got a manual . Hope that helps

Docktor
28-04-2007, 10:44 PM
Is Hi HIGH ?

Jockney Rebel
28-04-2007, 11:55 PM
i reckon its one of u lot on the wind up .................

alfiestorm
29-04-2007, 12:02 AM
I rekon it's the chalk or fimp a'vin a giggle

29-04-2007, 12:03 AM
HI: Are you one of my offspring?

Jockney Rebel
29-04-2007, 12:17 AM
gordon bennet i never thot of that.....christ i hope i aint got any loose ones knockin about

jakam04
29-04-2007, 12:30 AM
Maybe he shoulda got a CT110... as well as it being able to be ridden without a clutch (which seems to be Hi's main worry) then hed be DAMO's mate with a honda :D:D lmfao

Jarrod

KB
29-04-2007, 10:28 AM
Bahahahaha....classic.

gn250...that's furrrrny.

damo1
29-04-2007, 10:41 AM
quote:Originally posted by jakam04

Maybe he shoulda got a CT110... as well as it being able to be ridden without a clutch (which seems to be Hi's main worry) then hed be DAMO's mate with a honda :D:D lmfao

Jarrod


Yeah "be my friend" and get a honda.

If Hi is the real deal give him a shot at becoming a "bikie"

Mod that gn and get covered in tats and be come a real fuck society kind of guy doit.

Illistrated man/sleave masters/kiwi kims are some tat places in sydney go get a tat of the gn on your arm:D

Gix11
29-04-2007, 11:48 AM
Busted Damo. Nice work mate, you were even the first to answer your own wind up. Good disguise mate. You definately had a few of them going there mate. There was just no way any one could be that fuckin' sad. I had to look into it and guess what I found!? You left it wide open to me mate!

Cruisecontrol
29-04-2007, 12:06 PM
Oh no, not the tell-tail IP address!

Gix11
29-04-2007, 12:13 PM
Nah, easier than that, the email address he signed up with.

Cruisecontrol
29-04-2007, 12:20 PM
Haha, silly boy...

Rocket
29-04-2007, 12:53 PM
Ahhh fuck. I was just about to google high stall torque coverters for drag GN's

zx12argh
29-04-2007, 01:07 PM
Lemme guess - that was member 1000? Nice one Damo...

Jockney Rebel
29-04-2007, 06:36 PM
nice one damien..... wait till i see you ..lol

Iceman
29-04-2007, 08:08 PM
Top effort Damo;) I like your work.

catchmeifyoucan
29-04-2007, 08:25 PM
smartass...lol

HueyonaBlade
29-04-2007, 10:02 PM
LMFAO............Thanks

jakam04
30-04-2007, 12:27 AM
quote:Originally posted by damo1


quote:Originally posted by jakam04

Maybe he shoulda got a CT110... as well as it being able to be ridden without a clutch (which seems to be Hi's main worry) then hed be DAMO's mate with a honda :D:D lmfao

Jarrod


Yeah "be my friend" and get a honda.

If Hi is the real deal give him a shot at becoming a "bikie"

Mod that gn and get covered in tats and be come a real fuck society kind of guy doit.

Illistrated man/sleave masters/kiwi kims are some tat places in sydney go get a tat of the gn on your arm:D


So... really I was half right.... Hi is Damos other personality... thats why damo and Hi could be best buddies lmfao...

Nice job mate.

Jarrod

p.s. well done on the detective work Si

damo1
30-04-2007, 09:37 AM
Dam busted didnt even think of that:D

But i had a fuckn good laugh responding to all the shit;)

I thought i was on a good thing with whinding you blokes up and must say Ice and Frankn where doing there best at making an effot to help out but under those sweet responses was the "are you for fuckn real tool":D


BBBBAAAAHHHHHAAAAA nice try though ah;)

Dam you Si Dam you :D

Iceman
30-04-2007, 12:00 PM
I must admit I felt sorry for the poor cunt, but thought I'd do the right thing anyway.

ozzy1100
30-04-2007, 03:24 PM
i love icemans advice .... just like ungly chop chop used 2 say ... harden the fuck up lol
that is 1 great whind up damo . glad i found you guys at least you pricks now how 2 take the piss lol

loosebruce
30-04-2007, 06:02 PM
Let me guess Damo, based on conversations with trainees on learners courses?
It's a bit hard to keep a straight face sometimes.

damo1
30-04-2007, 06:55 PM
Mate you got that right some of the shit that comes out of some peoples mouths is fuckn funny shit.:Dand its hard not to laugh sometimes;)

I really am glad every body got a laugh out off this i was pissing my self out loud with some of the responses sham Si spoilt it really i was having a great time:D

Wonder what will come up next[:0]

fimpBIKES
30-04-2007, 08:30 PM
so should i just mail out my award now mate?

Cruisecontrol
30-04-2007, 08:45 PM
quote:Originally posted by damo1

Dam busted didnt even think of that:D

But i had a fuckn good laugh responding to all the shit;)

I thought i was on a good thing with whinding you blokes up and must say Ice and Frankn where doing there best at making an effot to help out but under those sweet responses was the "are you for fuckn real tool":D


BBBBAAAAHHHHHAAAAA nice try though ah;)

Dam you Si Dam you :D


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madmaxman1986
01-05-2007, 03:02 AM
He was gone by the end of the first page! BUt he was asking for it with a name like "hi". We should have talked him into getting a tattoo though.
What a joke! He got taken. We could have had some more fun with him. Stretch it out longer next time guys! We should have a section of "hi-byes", there fecking hilarious...
He was asking for it though.:D

madmaxman1986
01-05-2007, 03:10 AM
that guy was almost too perfect of a loser. I think someone was fuckin' about...
Alright, who was it?
One of you guys faked as new member.

right?

dane_ra
01-05-2007, 08:20 AM
.........?

Scroll up max

damo1
01-05-2007, 01:11 PM
Max max max max max are you trying to give us a wind up now mate as dane said scroll^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^up and the colprit has been revealed[:0]:D;)

01-05-2007, 04:15 PM
Thank fuck you're not one of my offspring. A GN in the family? A man'd have to disown the little shit.

Tony Nitrous
01-05-2007, 05:26 PM
I stand by my original statement.


quote:Originally posted by Tony Nitrous


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How Good is this site !!!
There's always some Funny f*cker to put a smile on your face...[8D]

madmaxman1986
03-05-2007, 02:45 AM
whoops[:I]
I should read closer before I post.;)