Razorback
07-02-2006, 09:37 AM
Lawyer vs Cop
A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman. As you
would expect, the lawyer is an arrogant man who thinks that he is smarter than the cop because of his education and training.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the cop's expense.
Cop says, "Licence Please"
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Cop "Your didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign"
Lawyer: "I slowed down and no one was coming".
Cop: "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License, please."
Lawyer: "Whats the difference.?"
Cop: "The difference is,you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. Licence, please!"
Lawyer: "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop. I'll give you my Licence and you give me the fine, if not you let me go and no fine."
Cop: "Okay, get out of the vehicle sir." At this point, the cop takes out his baton and starts beating the Living daylights out of the Lawyer and says: "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"
[B)]
A Lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman. As you
would expect, the lawyer is an arrogant man who thinks that he is smarter than the cop because of his education and training.
He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the cop's expense.
Cop says, "Licence Please"
Lawyer says, "What for?"
Cop "Your didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign"
Lawyer: "I slowed down and no one was coming".
Cop: "You still didn't come to a complete stop. License, please."
Lawyer: "Whats the difference.?"
Cop: "The difference is,you have to come to a complete stop, that's the law. Licence, please!"
Lawyer: "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop. I'll give you my Licence and you give me the fine, if not you let me go and no fine."
Cop: "Okay, get out of the vehicle sir." At this point, the cop takes out his baton and starts beating the Living daylights out of the Lawyer and says: "Do you want me to stop, or just slow down?"
[B)]