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Zed14
05-02-2006, 09:41 PM
this runs turning into a family gathering. will there be enough room or will the women have to stay in taree?
Mistress Ellie
06-02-2006, 06:50 AM
At least I won't be all on my lonesome then - I may get some sort of sensible conversation during the weekend.:D
Razorback
06-02-2006, 02:40 PM
Not from me ya wont [:p]
Gix11
06-02-2006, 02:44 PM
Judging by last year the "Sensible conversation" finished at about 2.30 in the arvo, from there on in I don't think you could class it as sensible, .........or conversation actually. Maybe there will be some more sensible characters there this year?
quote:Originally posted by Gix11
Judging by last year the "Sensible conversation" finished at about 2.30 in the arvo, from there on in I don't think you could class it as sensible, .........or conversation actually. Maybe there will be some more sensible characters there this year?
Speaking for yourself there I hoping Si :D:D:D
Oh yeah, just got my hands on a new Z1000, gone to the dark side, so there will be one less Suzuki there [8D]
Deano
06-02-2006, 04:17 PM
i can talk sensibly about whips, chains and handcuffs for hours on end.
i will look forward to the conversation Mistress ellie
Tony Nitrous
06-02-2006, 05:47 PM
quote:[i] Maybe there will be some more sensible characters there this year?
Lets hope not, dont want to spoil it :(
Dont worry, Ellie can talk sh*t like the best of us
after a few glasses of Wine or Bundy :D
Tony.J.
It would hardly be The April Fools Run if the fools were absent.I'm certainly not going to sit around getting tipsy on Cabernet Sauvignon Shiraz Merlot from a chrystal goblet while smoking a fine smooth blend imported Dunhill and sensibly discussing the price of nail polish and eye liner.[:X]
Gix11
06-02-2006, 06:31 PM
....but you did last year?
yeah almost but the Dunhill's were filled with home grown goodness and the coversation was mainly "OMFG Thats a big set of tits"
Gix11
06-02-2006, 07:09 PM
Oh yea, I remember now.........
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/2005Run/000_0162.jpg
which is probly why we have so many more members going this year[:p]
Mistress Ellie
08-02-2006, 06:20 AM
OOOHHHHH I am so looking forward to this weekend - talking crap and drinking, two of my favourite passtimes and don't worry guys, I can talk just as much bull as the rest of you........ :D
Alucard
08-02-2006, 10:41 AM
I have been forgotten off the list!
Someone add me.
Gix11
08-02-2006, 12:59 PM
You're added Drac. Can everybody else check the list (on page 1 of this topic) also and see if anyone is missing who they know of, or who should be removed (which is hopefully no one).
Mistress Ellie
08-02-2006, 04:31 PM
Quote: count so far is 52
This is going to be good :D
fimpBIKES
08-02-2006, 05:17 PM
i called up today, the new buttless chaps will be in early next month ;)
Razorback
09-02-2006, 08:04 AM
Wow 52 People!! Well my leave application has been aproved so I have a week off with the weekend right in the middle of it. Gives me 2 days to drive up there, 3 days on the ground and 2 days to drive back. Should be good!
Yeah the do is at Macksville Fimp, not Oxford St
might want to ease up on the chaps there big boy.
fimpBIKES
09-02-2006, 12:03 PM
geez, one minute your pm'ing me with a request
next minute its all cold-shoulders... :(
Yeah, I know I'm a bastard
But I can't help meself, so handle it :)
Large
09-02-2006, 07:11 PM
I've just realised the first of April is a saturday and I've been wasting energy being nice to the stupid fucking boss to try and get friday off....
So I *should* be in for this weekend.
I might book a room in that motel Tony found so no bastard chucks shoes at me when I'm snoring...:)
crazymofo
09-02-2006, 07:29 PM
ok folks. everyone bring 1 old shoe with you, we'll find large and toss the shoes at him rofl.
i got a nice heavy blundstone steel cap i can spare.. since the other got sliced and diced in an accident.
lmao!
cheers.joe.
ozkat
09-02-2006, 07:32 PM
Large, u wont be staying in a motel!! you will be staying in a room with the rest of us. I doubt you could out fart/snore Rexie anyway. Actually the only reason i can think you wanna stay in the motel is because you might not be able to keep up in the drinkin stakes and try to sneak away after a few ???? :D ;)
52,fuck me.If your not definate please speak up now coz im tryin to work out accomodation numbers and dont want anyone to miss out,or have to book a motel for no reason.As it stands,both pubs are close to full so please dont fuck me around with last minute bullshit excuses.Thanks.;)
Gix11
09-02-2006, 10:58 PM
Large, we'll just chuck shoes at you anyway mate. Oz is right about Rexie. His sheet was about two feet above him all night and it sounded like someone was dragging a chair around the room, but I wouldn't worry, Oz is very excited about meeting you for some reason so maybe he'll arrange a special room for just the two of you instead of the 25 man room we were in last time?
Large
09-02-2006, 11:50 PM
quote:Originally posted by crazymofo
ok folks. everyone bring 1 old shoe with you, we'll find large and toss the shoes at him rofl.
i got a nice heavy blundstone steel cap i can spare.. since the other got sliced and diced in an accident.
lmao!
cheers.joe.
Memo to self: Bring old helmet to sleep in...
dRRew
10-02-2006, 01:46 AM
sensibility is my new yrs res. i wont be drinking/ smoking as ive recently given it all away. starting to feel pretty ordinary sitting in the wheely and getting plenty depressed about the lack of bike and money and friends etc. im really worried that this wont work out for me so im doing what i can to make sure i can be there on the run. ive missed to much allready so to miss this would be the ko punch. sorry to be a soft cock lads i just think its the best thing. Im also only on my p's so i couldnt get wasted and be expected to ride anywhere the next day either. Will make room for a stinky old runner tho, cant forget our mate LARGE.
Large
10-02-2006, 09:13 AM
Just so no one says "Fuck You Snore Loud Large"
I live in a unit block, and neighbours in other units say they can hear me snoring...I snore much much worse when I'm pissed...sometimes I snore when I'm awake. Apparently this means I should be good with a didgeridoo:D
So I am quite willing to rent myself a room in the Golden Donut across the road, and promise to do my bit to help cause an alcohol drought before seeking its sanctuary.
TurboKat
10-02-2006, 10:35 AM
In the recent Snoring Olympics, I won gold, silver AND bronze, I am currently ranked No 1 in the world & I've also won the Snoring World Cup 3 times as well as countless State & National titles, so if anybody thinks they can unseat the king, step right up & take your shot. :D
I feel a challenge coming on, anybody got a Db meter? [:o)]
Seriously though, I've had neighbors tell me they can hear me as well (& I live in a house!)
Better stick me in a room with Large & Rexie.
BTW, in a shared room situation like this, the "no curries" rule must be applied to ensure everyones survival.
Large
10-02-2006, 10:59 AM
I detect a challenge here :D
BOHEMION
10-02-2006, 11:24 AM
Any one a plasterer????? We gonna need if it those 3 blokes are sharing a room. Also nail down all furniture and install some sort of temporary welders gas vent. Set up a few sets of Diving masks and air tanks too boys incase you have visitors.
Zed14
10-02-2006, 11:36 AM
quote:"sensibility is my new yrs res. i wont be drinking/ smoking as ive recently given it all away. starting to feel pretty ordinary sitting in the wheely and getting plenty depressed about the lack of bike and money and friends etc. im really worried that this wont work out for me so im doing what i can to make sure i can be there on the run. ive missed to much allready so to miss this would be the ko punch. sorry to be a soft cock lads i just think its the best thing. Im also only on my p's so i couldnt get wasted and be expected to ride anywhere the next day either. Will make room for a stinky old runner tho, cant forget our mate LARGE."
ahhh someone to get our drinks for us.
quote:Originally posted by dRRew
sensibility is my new yrs res. i wont be drinking/ smoking as ive recently given it all away. starting to feel pretty ordinary sitting in the wheely and getting plenty depressed about the lack of bike and money and friends etc. im really worried that this wont work out for me so im doing what i can to make sure i can be there on the run. ive missed to much allready so to miss this would be the ko punch. sorry to be a soft cock lads i just think its the best thing. Im also only on my p's so i couldnt get wasted and be expected to ride anywhere the next day either. Will make room for a stinky old runner tho, cant forget our mate LARGE.
Just consume more cones and drugs then, they don't breath test for them yet!:D Do they?[:0]
And you're only feeling more depressed because you're not doing enough[8D].....guess what?[8D].........DRUGS.:D:D
I wouldn't worry too much about how much you drink, there'll be some who'll drink enough to amuse the rest of us, and some who won't drink enough to shut the fuck up and fall over, and then there'll be some of us Southerners who have big hauls home the next day, so won't be going too overboard (PS did I tell you guys I was once baptised a mormon? Didn't last too long that one:D).
Just turn up and you'll have fulfilled you're requirements mate.
Hoping to see ya there
Tony Nitrous
10-02-2006, 07:41 PM
quote:Originally posted by dRRew
sensibility is my new yrs res. i wont be drinking
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up
thats as good as they're going to feel all day.
(Frank Sinatra)
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach
you to keep your mouth shut.
(Earnest Hemingway)
24 hours in a day,
24 beers in a case, Coincidence?
(Stephen Wright)
I drink to make other people interesting.
(George Jean Eatham)
When I read about the Evils of Drink,
I gave up reading.
(Henny Youngman)
Your not drunk if you can lie on the floor
without holding on.
(Dean Martin)
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the
cork from ny lunch?
(W.C. Fields)
Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
(Anonymous)
A woman drove me to drink and I didnt even have
the decencyto thank her.
(W.C. Fields)
Large
10-02-2006, 07:55 PM
If I still had all the money I'd spent on drink,
I'd spend it all on drink.
(Some pisshead)
BOHEMION
10-02-2006, 07:59 PM
I'll get ya a few Drinks Large for sure I'll be out doing expression sessions most the night! :D
ozkat
10-02-2006, 08:05 PM
You gunna be pulling faces Boh?
the wind will change and you'll stay like that.(sorry,just another of Grandfathers favourite sayings)
BOHEMION
10-02-2006, 09:32 PM
Yeah mate along side you for sure
Dunno If i can beat you lot though
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/593417383122236.JPG
fuckin GOLD Boh :D:D:D Strange kinda tasmanian resemblance there.
Large
10-02-2006, 10:19 PM
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2056/bigbanana17mq.jpg
Now...where's a pic of BOH?
thats a foto i havnt seen before larg,oh well,at least i have a female hangin off my banana as per usual.
BOHEMION
10-02-2006, 10:52 PM
HAHAHAHHAAH thats another top one , Not many around of me mate
Shouldn't he be standing in front of the banana, in that pose, Large?
I'm pretty sure that's what some of the other guys reckoned he was up to. :)
ozkat
13-02-2006, 09:02 PM
Hey Large, seeing your a definate starter ive removed the ?. Also crazymofo is a definate, i just had a couple of beers with him.... top bloke (funny hair tho) :D
ozkat
13-02-2006, 09:24 PM
http://www.streetfighters.com.au/forum/upload/4153936745286.jpg Hey Large he is bohs pic go your hardest.
crazymofo
13-02-2006, 09:24 PM
lmao. smart arse.
the hairs a joke, i know that. least it gave ya a laugh eh.
yeah oz is a champ. knows his stuff too...
fools run here i come. they better have JBLB'S in the pubs.. otherwise.. im going to need to bring an esky ;)
cheers.joe.
read the Accommodation post and reply to your emails.or else i'll get the bloke with the stick to sort yooz out.
BOHEMION
13-02-2006, 11:42 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
AT ozzy U smart arse!
quote:Originally posted by davo
read the Accommodation post and reply to your emails.or else i'll get the bloke with the stick to sort yooz out.
Email sent :D
Large
14-02-2006, 02:55 PM
http://img108.imageshack.us/img108/2222/peterstand1md.jpg
BOHEMION
14-02-2006, 03:10 PM
HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH thats gold!!
Kiss kiss LArge[:X]
BOHEMION
14-02-2006, 03:17 PM
May I ask you large why you had a picci of a boy in a Peter Pan costume to start with ????[:p][:p][:p][:p][:p][:p][:p]
Large
14-02-2006, 03:46 PM
I was going to use a much worse pic, but this whole thread would then become NWS. BTW That's actually a fully grown man who thinks he's Peter Pan.
Got it from a thread on Orsm which is definitly NWS
But if you must see...(Warning most of orsmforums is NWS!!!)
http://www.orsmforums.net/index.php?showtopic=10185
You may have to sign up if your not a member.
BOHEMION
14-02-2006, 03:52 PM
HAHAHA good one mate, Made me have a good laugh!
All beds are now booked out,please see the accommodation post for more details.;)
clairebear
17-02-2006, 02:27 PM
oooooh ooohh, i'll sell mine for $50. not with me in it of course
Shayne-ho, Alucard isnt goin anymore and Zane is.
suxukifreak
05-03-2006, 06:52 AM
Tourist map of Macksville area http://www.cartoscope.com.au/maps/cffs_hrb/CoffsH_Region.pdf
ozkat
08-03-2006, 09:26 PM
Updated names and numbers, see the first post, please correct me if any is wrong.
Any chance the QLDer called 'Beaver' is a cute chick Davo? [:p]
And why am I the only ACT attendee?:( I'm lonely now[8)], I want to be included with the NSWelshman[}:)]!!! Better 2nd rate than alone eh[:o)]
Gix11
09-03-2006, 09:43 AM
You'll be sadly disappointed then Chalky. Beaver's my mate. He's a 50 year old guy. Not a lot of "cute" going on there mate.
I won't ask why you call him Beaver then
Sweety
Gix11
09-03-2006, 11:52 AM
Wait till you see his front teeth.
I'll ignore the "Sweety"......... You have to try and hide your homosexual tendancies mate, Puppet will be knocking your door down otherwise.
Just what I need after a hard night on the grog [xx(]
Puppet at my door.................. holding his poppet [V]
Gix11
09-03-2006, 12:43 PM
You'll be scraping at the door trying to get out if you're in the same room as him..... I think Davo's already arranged that as well.
Fuck me, that Davo has me teed up to share with every farting, belching, drug-addicted, undy-jumping, unclean, diseased, weirdo, pervert on the site.
Gonna be one big room. :D
Hey Gix, I just went to go into ExBen's site from the parts page, and it is pointing at the Streetfighter store (How's those brake lines going Stu?).
Not the emblem'd link, the bottom one.
Gix11
09-03-2006, 01:49 PM
Bollox. Cheers mate, I'll have a look.
Ok. sorted. I reckon that Stu has been hacking the site and making all links go to his site. He's an animal!
It's the Sydney sider in him mate
Riotous lot down there
ozkat
09-03-2006, 05:12 PM
quote:Originally posted by chalk10
Fuck me, that Davo has me teed up to share with every farting, belching, drug-addicted, undy-jumping, unclean, diseased, weirdo, pervert on the site.
Gonna be one big room. :D
:( bloody hell chalky your sharing a room with me. I feel so unwanted now. :(
Don't worry Oz, they're only the public comments ;)
Tony Nitrous
10-03-2006, 03:24 PM
Anyone else going on Friday,
(to give the beer a "testing")
Tony.J.
ozkat
10-03-2006, 04:18 PM
Only 22 sleeps to go!!!!
Tony Nitrous
10-03-2006, 04:26 PM
21 if you go down Friday,
have clown about then get on the piss ;)
3 sleeps to go if you only sleep 1 night a week.dam im good with numbers.[:o)]
Tony Nitrous
10-03-2006, 05:47 PM
Its like the old Druggie Joke
Whats the best thing about being a speed-addict ?
Only 4 more sleeps to Xmas :D:D:D
and why is AUSSIE STREETFIGHTER an anagram of...
ITS A SHIT GUEST REEFER... O-WOW maaaaaan !!!!
haha,only took me 5 minutes to work out but thats gold Tony:D
quote:Originally posted by Tony Nitrous
Anyone else going on Friday,
(to give the beer a "testing")
Tony.J.
I'm thinking about it CBR -> NC just ain't that far for a fool day's ride.
Definitely will if others are as well
fimpBIKES
12-03-2006, 02:36 PM
holy crap
i just had my first taste of the oxley yesterday WOW
what a great road!!!
hope its not rainy though, looks like some wankers have deliberately pouring oil in some of the bends....
ps- I "HEART" THE OXLEY! :D
damo1
14-03-2006, 05:45 PM
Ah boys is it to late for another guy ive got a mate whos been trying to get his bike done
and it is now and hes keen as to come along.
His names Kyle if you could squeeze him in would be great,cheers.
Large
14-03-2006, 05:58 PM
There's always room for another Zooki rider...
Prolly no space for any hundas but
damo1
14-03-2006, 06:00 PM
Sorry Large hes on a Kwaka maybe he could top and tail with Rexie.
ozkat
14-03-2006, 06:28 PM
ofcourse he can come
Large
14-03-2006, 06:31 PM
quote:Originally posted by damo1
Sorry Large hes on a Kwaka maybe he could top and tail with Rexie.
Sorry Damo,
I was being a bit of a smartarse. Better check with Davo about accom though
damo1
14-03-2006, 06:31 PM
sweet ill pass on the good news cheers OZ.
just depends who turns up Damo,should be space in the common room or maybe at the Star Hotel but if not he'll be looked after sumhow.Just gota swap a few names around coz of the dropouts then i'll post up room numbers and Hotel destinations for everyone so its less of a fuckaround on the day for me.I'll try to get onto it tonight.
svfighter
14-03-2006, 07:51 PM
Hey guys im in but where are we goin. i live in sydney
svfighter
14-03-2006, 07:54 PM
sorry guys just read the rest of the posts and realized that i was inviting myself...is it ok if i tag along? where are we going..
ozkat
14-03-2006, 08:03 PM
quote:Originally posted by svfighter
sorry guys just read the rest of the posts and realized that i was inviting myself...is it ok if i tag along? where are we going..
Get in contact with Exben, fimpbikes, Quickdraw or Speeddemon they will be able to help you out.
fimpBIKES
14-03-2006, 09:37 PM
what am i helping with???
anyone with a non-dented SV tank is quite welcome at my place... ;)
damo1
15-03-2006, 07:46 AM
Cheers Davo
Sv theres a few of us leaving Sydney together i pretty sure where meeting somewhere on monavale road for
first pick up and then the rest at the start of the old road then on to newie to hook up with the boys leaving there.
damo1
15-03-2006, 03:56 PM
Put down an extra one hes bringn his missus as well.
hope she doesnt mind sleeping on the floor
damo1
15-03-2006, 07:51 PM
Not my problem.
She'll have no choice.
actually she does have a choice,if she wants to share a double bed with a stranger who has a masturbation habbit(CJ Burns).
Anyhow...not my problem either,i've done all i can to make this a stress free ride out and i'm over changin details to suit late ring ins and drop-outs.
(Mental note to self)..."next year,non-refundable deposit will be required to confirm attendance".[V].And go to bed before 1am on school nights Davo.[|)][|)][|)]ZZZ[|)][|)][|)]
damo1
16-03-2006, 07:30 PM
No probs Davo im sure everybody appreciates the effort its sound like its going to be a
awsome weekend.
As for cj i dont know her that well,maybe she would like a bed hahahahaha na only joking
svfighter
16-03-2006, 08:29 PM
hey guys where are we going by the way,wat day we leaving, and wen we cummin home?
fimpBIKES
16-03-2006, 09:04 PM
we are heading to walcha, about 170k's inland from warchoupe
i think sydney folk are leaving from berowra on the saturday morning
melbournites will be at my joint in newy and meet all the sydney peeps at the end of the F3 at the BP on the hill (most of the rejetted hotrods will need fuel by then anyways :))
coming home sunday arvo i believe
just out of interest, do you think i should take my tinted visor or my clear one??
we going to be doing much night-riding??
the old folks in the pub at walcha last week were telling me that they are already getting mean fogs up there in the morning. the old fella said it was best to sleep in on sunday and wake up a bit later ;)
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