Bit of a Friday Fun one

[Foxy]

I went to the shop the other day, and I was only in there for about
5 minutes.
When I came out, there was a police officer writing a parking
ticket. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, mate, how about
giving me a break?"

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
biro-sucking d**khead. He glared at me and started writing another
ticket for worn tyres!
So I called him a piece of horse sh*t.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windscreen with the
first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 20 minutes....the more I abused him, the more
infringement notices he wrote.

I didn't care....

My bike was parked around the corner.

I try to have a little fun each day. It's important.

[Gix11]

Ha. Can you imagine coming out of a shop to find your car covered in fines, one for parking and about 4 four insulting a police officer, you'd wonder what the fuck you'd been up to?! I came out of a pub once to find a metal bin through my windscreen, sat on the passenger seat, and then another time foot created dents on every panel over the top, but no insulting an officer tickets, yet. I stopped going to that pub by the way.

[Gix11]

Ha. Can you imagine coming out of a shop to find your car covered in fines, one for parking and about 4 four insulting a police officer, you'd wonder what the fuck you'd been up to?! I came out of a pub once to find a metal bin through my windscreen, sat on the passenger seat, and then another time foot created dents on every panel over the top, but no insulting an officer tickets, yet. I stopped going to that pub by the way.