Urban Fun

[ozkat]

Had the best 5KM of fun today ever. i needed new boots for work so i thought ill pop down to one of the larger shopping centres on the Gold Coast. nice day so ill ride the bike. i left Pacific fair about 4.30 and traffic was banked up everywhere so a bit of lane splitting was called for. got to the front of the que with a bloke on a R1 and one of those Jap sports car things ( u know the ones whoosh bang funny paint and an exhaust you could climb into) this bloke didnt like us pushing in. took off like a cut cat ... left him for dead. next set of lights he abuses the fuck out of us. same story .. bye bye wanker. by now we are at the Cararra Markets we are sitting on the speed limit ( cause i came through a speed trap earlier) this wanker is sitting up my arse ( 1 bike in each lane) flashing his lights and carrying on like a fuckwit. go around the roundabout ever so slowley ( Mr fuckwit sitting up my arse even closer). roll the throtal on slowly so he keeps up . crouch behind the screen as we round a bend,(only doing around 100kph) move over let him past. we slow down to the 80kph speed limit .... off he goes hand out the window making rather rude gestures to us. BINGO!!! RADAR!!! got him . HAHAHAHAHA funniest thing ive ever seen. the bloke on the R1 nearly fell off laughing. he must have been doing 200kph+ in a 80 zone. FUCKIN LOOSER best fun ive had for a long time. even better when my $5000 bike eats his $50000 peice of shit.

that is fuckin golden Oz,love the woosh bang terminology too mate,there's so many of them things down your way it makes ya sic(fully sic).nuthin better than stirin up the fukwits in there try hard race cars.Bet the coppa knew why he was speedin after you blokes cruised on by.should av pulled the clutch in an givin it a handfull as ya went past just to rub it in.:D

that is fuckin golden Oz,love the woosh bang terminology too mate,there's so many of them things down your way it makes ya sic(fully sic).nuthin better than stirin up the fukwits in there try hard race cars.Bet the coppa knew why he was speedin after you blokes cruised on by.should av pulled the clutch in an givin it a handfull as ya went past just to rub it in.:D

[chong]

now this is the pay back I need to hear after last weekends tin top fucker I love the (fact) these c>>nts dont under stand physics
and the power to weight thing they cant win .....dont they under stand fuck wit losers every time hahahgahahahahahaha[:o)]

[chong]

now this is the pay back I need to hear after last weekends tin top fucker I love the (fact) these c>>nts dont under stand physics
and the power to weight thing they cant win .....dont they under stand fuck wit losers every time hahahgahahahahahaha[:o)]

[chong]

OR
FUlly sik Fully Worked Fully Fully glow in the dark fully doof doofed fully sub wooferd fucker
eat shit and enjoy your six months off aaaarrrrhahahhahahashahahahahaa belly laugh hahahahahahahaha

[chong]

OR
FUlly sik Fully Worked Fully Fully glow in the dark fully doof doofed fully sub wooferd fucker
eat shit and enjoy your six months off aaaarrrrhahahhahahashahahahahaa belly laugh hahahahahahahaha

[ozkat]

i love it when a plan comes together.. HAHAHAHAHAHA

[ozkat]

i love it when a plan comes together.. HAHAHAHAHAHA

[dinorider]

thats gold

[dinorider]

thats gold

Ya should stopped and asked plod what speed he got pinged at.

That'd really wind the little shit up!!!!!!

Ya should stopped and asked plod what speed he got pinged at.

That'd really wind the little shit up!!!!!!

[dinorider]

anyone else got some cool stories of their exploits.could be a good topic.wadayareckon?

[dinorider]

anyone else got some cool stories of their exploits.could be a good topic.wadayareckon?

[ozkat]

197kph in a 80kph zone. thats all i know .... ive got a mate thats a cop who rides a ZX12R he told me this but couldnt say any more.. Quick car . a FUCKWIT owns it tho. i bet his rich daddy bought it for him.

[ozkat]

197kph in a 80kph zone. thats all i know .... ive got a mate thats a cop who rides a ZX12R he told me this but couldnt say any more.. Quick car . a FUCKWIT owns it tho. i bet his rich daddy bought it for him.

[dinorider]

your probably right about his daddy.had a lexus push in front of me yesterday giving me the death stare as he was near touching my leg with his bumber and i had to let him in so i said go ahead you own it(meaning the road)i must have been in a good mood as usually these dickheads antics just result in me putting a big dent in their daddy`s car door with me steel cappers.that`s why i wear em now.as i have said before it`s us and them.

[dinorider]

your probably right about his daddy.had a lexus push in front of me yesterday giving me the death stare as he was near touching my leg with his bumber and i had to let him in so i said go ahead you own it(meaning the road)i must have been in a good mood as usually these dickheads antics just result in me putting a big dent in their daddy`s car door with me steel cappers.that`s why i wear em now.as i have said before it`s us and them.

was just watchin the news,sum unlucky punter got done doin 249 in 110 zone on the M1 this mornin. yes officer fukn oath my throttle was stuck.[}:)]

was just watchin the news,sum unlucky punter got done doin 249 in 110 zone on the M1 this mornin. yes officer fukn oath my throttle was stuck.[}:)]

[ozkat]

why the fuck would you risk doing speeds like that on one of Australias busiest roads? he/she deserves every thing that the law throws at them just for being a dumb fucker. if you wanna speed do what the song says "Go west"

[ozkat]

why the fuck would you risk doing speeds like that on one of Australias busiest roads? he/she deserves every thing that the law throws at them just for being a dumb fucker. if you wanna speed do what the song says "Go west"

yeah apparently it was about 5am through traffic,wotacok

yeah apparently it was about 5am through traffic,wotacok

[dinorider]

wish my bike did 249.

[dinorider]

wish my bike did 249.

so do we Dino:D but ol Gus is probly Quite happy maxed out at 210. GIXXER bro,GIXXER.i'll even donate ya a 4-1 system 2 get the ball rollin;)

so do we Dino:D but ol Gus is probly Quite happy maxed out at 210. GIXXER bro,GIXXER.i'll even donate ya a 4-1 system 2 get the ball rollin;)

[ozkat]

Dino i bet your bike is more fun at 200kph than the latest whizz bang plastic fantastic [:p] my last road going Kat used to take up 2 lanes of the hwy at anything over 200kph. now thats was fun. real steel= real class.

[ozkat]

Dino i bet your bike is more fun at 200kph than the latest whizz bang plastic fantastic [:p] my last road going Kat used to take up 2 lanes of the hwy at anything over 200kph. now thats was fun. real steel= real class.