To all the kids

[BillyWhizz888]

That failed their Exams, remember two things.

1) You tried your absolute hardest.

2) I don't have gherkins on my burger.

[Large]

That reminds me-

What did one philosophy major say to the other philosophy major?

Would you like fries with that?

[Jockney Rebel]

...ahh all the useless uni degrees

BA: Bachelor of Attendance

[HOS]

Hooniversity degree's. :D

Not worth the bog paper they're written on.
Had so many recent grads come and work for me that dont know
one end of a putlog from a brick. Cant work, wont work.

Graduates ... my arse !
They cant even make the tea !!!!

Rant off [:o)]

[Surt]

but they wrap ur life into the paper

[Shadowzone]

I missed something.

Must have cause i don't get it?