Got a Rock in my cock

[rock hard]

Righto, need some help/ideas i have a 5mm kidney stone stuck just where the tube from my right kidney joins the bladder..been in and out of hospital 3 times this week they have given me pain killers and pills and said " Good luck "give us a call if you haven't passed the stone in 4 weeks..ok here's your chance Die grinder,jumping off a 4 foot wall how do i get this fuckin thing out? cause it fuckin hurts..and yes the irony hasn't escaped me..

[BANDITROD]

Good luck with that mate maybe try drinking shitloads off beer

[BillyWhizz888]

Come on mate, you know I came around today and offered to kick you in the nuts to help shift it
And Rocket (your no sex boyfriend) offered... well he offered ;)
what more could you want :D

[rock hard]

Yeah but you kinda freaked me out when you said "someone" should suck the poison out!!

[Azrael]

Hmmm, caught between a rock and a hard place..

[Funkenfresh]

mels mauritian remedy is SMALL glass /middy beer mix with salt and lemon.. supposibly melts the stone/s.. worked for her dad, take 2x daily

[MotoMax]

Drink sulphuric acid! only joking.....if you cant get that then fruit juice the more acidic the better, lemon, lime that sort of shit, mix that with vegetable pureed drinks, celery, cucumber that sort of crap, add lots of water and prey!

[hyofighter]

bulk rum , this will numb the pain and if ya drink enough youll pass out , piss ya pants and pass the stone whilst dreaming of future beer tours

[rock hard]

Well Boys,i shot the Nasty Little Bastard out the of the high mileage multi tasking delivery pipe..how the fuck can something so small hurt so fucking much is beyond me!! LET THE DRINKING BEGIN starting this thursday..what a birthday present..
http://i488.photobucket.com/albums/rr249/rockhard_photos/thestone007.jpg
http://i488.photobucket.com/albums/rr249/rockhard_photos/thestone011.jpg

[MONO]

WTF

[Funkenfresh]

looks like a fucking dead spider.. thats creepy man.

[BANDITROD]

That's nasty

[Mishdog20]

dare ya to lick it Moz......lol

[BANDITROD]

Lol

[rock hard]

Ha HAa Glen, i Double Dare You!

[fimpBIKES]

yep, my legs are crossed!

i thought they could break them up with utrasonics, or maybe that was when spock got them on startrek....

[Watto]

shite no fun there mate - glad it's been spitooned off the porcelain and back into ya drinkin britches

[Rocket]

That looks like it fkn hurt !

Good to see you got the little fucker out.
Make an ear ring out of it.

[hypo ss]

fuck sake moz good to see it had sharp edges

[Hagarr]

Well done Mozz, that must have hurt, OUCH!

You really are [u]ROCK HARD </u>HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHA!

[rock hard]

quote:Originally posted by Rocket

That looks like it fkn hurt !

Good to see you got the little fucker out.
Make an ear ring out of it.

What about a cock ring..HA HA HA

[oldskool]

You should swallow the fucker and make it have another pass out the back end, that will learn it!

[Mishdog20]

Bahahahah^^^^^^i just lost me shit....hehehehe

[timbo]

Mate thats nothing

[Fight_fan]

That is feck! Congratulations on the birth of ur <s>son</s> stone! [xx(]