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chopiesel
10-07-2011, 09:38 AM
ill start
what's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds?
There's twenty of them
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What's the hardest part about eating bald pussy?
Getting the diaper back on
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what's brown and leaks through the ceilings in Amsterdam?
The diarrhea of Anne Frank
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What do hockey players and Polish women have in common?
They change their shorts after three periods
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What's better than having sex with an 8 year old Chinese boy?
Nothing!!!
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What's all white but has a black asshole?
The A Team
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Little Billy walks into the bathroom while his mom is in the tub.He points to her crotch,"Mommy?What is that between your legs?"he asks."Oh,that is where daddy hit me with an axe."Billy replies,"Good aim.Got ya right in the cunt
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What's 12 inches long, stiff and makes women scream in the middle of the night?
A dead baby
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How do you fit 14 jews in one car?
Put them in the ash tray.
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whats the best thing about having a 14 year old in the shower ?
with her hair slicked back she looks 9
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Whats funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit
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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Walken
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How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders on the dashboard.
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What’s the difference between a ferrari and a girl scout?
I don’t have a dead ferrari locked in my garage.
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How many babies does it take to paint your living room?
Depends on how hard you can throw.
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whats black and blue and sits in the corner?
rape victim.
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how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
two....
one to change the light buld and one to suck my cock.
Cotter77
10-07-2011, 11:33 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SagayzX2T7Y&feature=related
K6Thou
10-07-2011, 11:41 AM
Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza ?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.
Whats the best thing about having sex with 10yo girl ?
Rolling her over and pretending she is a 10yo boy.
latheboy
10-07-2011, 11:51 AM
How do you get a poof to fuck a girl?
Shit in her cunt.
Shadowzone
10-07-2011, 01:09 PM
quote:Originally posted by latheboy
How do you get a poof to fuck a girl?
Shit in her cunt.
You need to look up "Space Docking" on urban dictionary.
how come abbo's never get AIDS??
by the time the virus enters a cell ,it's hung its self !!
what was the best thing about DELTRA GOODREM having LEUKEMEA???
no shaving rash
BANDITROD
10-07-2011, 09:02 PM
quote:Originally posted by latheboy
How do you get a poof to fuck a girl?
Shit in her cunt.
I almost fucking choked on a timtam when I read that
Dynomutt
11-07-2011, 02:46 AM
What's blue and doesn't fit?
A dead epileptic
What do you call an abortionist who only works on niggers?
A crime prevention officer
What's black and gold and looks good on a nigger?
A Doberman
What's 20 feet long and wraps around a cunt?
A Turban
How long does it take a nigger to have a shit?
9 months
What's transparent and lays in the gutter?
A nigger with the shit kicked out of him
What's the difference between a nigger and a pushbike?
A pushbike doesn't sing "old man river" when you put a chain on it
DCRacing
11-07-2011, 12:02 PM
whats the difference between menstrual blood and sand?
can't gargle sand.
bladehunter
11-07-2011, 06:18 PM
What's the difference between love, true love and plain showing off ?
Spit, swallow gargle.
Azrael
11-07-2011, 06:29 PM
Whats the difference between an apple and a baby?
You wouldnt cover an apple with cum before you take a bite out of it
Large
11-07-2011, 06:31 PM
Why do they call blacks "boongs" in Australia and "niggers"in the USA?
When a truck hits them in Aus, they go "Booong" off the bullbar
and when a truck hits them in the US, they go through the radiator,
and into the fan- nigger nigger nigger nigger
K6Thou
11-07-2011, 06:46 PM
Whats the difference between a hooker and an onion ??
I cry when I cut an onion.
Yella
11-07-2011, 06:52 PM
quote:Originally posted by Azrael
Whats the difference between an apple and a baby?
You wouldnt cover an apple with cum before you take a bite out of it
[u]Wrong</u> so many levels of [u]WRONG</u>
Yella
11-07-2011, 07:00 PM
A little girl is riding in the car with her mommy, when the vehicle loses control and topples into a ditch.
The mother dies on impact, but the little girl climbs out and runs to the road trying to flag down a car.
In a few seconds, a truck pulls over for her and a man steps out. "Whats wrong??" He asks.
"My car crashed!" She shouted, tears streaming down her puffy red cheeks, "My mommy is dead!"
The man walks over to her and puts his hand on her shoulder, only now she realizes he's not wearing any pants.
"Little girl, this just isn't your day."
Yella
11-07-2011, 07:01 PM
A pedophile is walking through the woods late at night holding a little boys hand. The boy says, "Mister, I'm scared." To this the pedophile responds, "You're scared?? I have to walk back alone!"
A girl gets into her boyfriends car looking sad. He asks caringly, "Honey, whats wrong?" She lets out a sob and looks over at her boyfriend. She answers, "My mom says I cant see you anymore." "Why not?" he asks. "She says youre a pedophile." answers the girlfriend. "Pedophile?" says the boyfriend "That's a big word for a seven year old!"
whats blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of a pool?
baby with slashed floaties
wots black and brown and cooked all over???
a baby in a microwave !
El_Hefty
11-07-2011, 09:14 PM
quote:Originally posted by MuZ
whats blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of a pool?
baby with slashed floaties
whats red and yellow and floats on top of the pool
A slashed baby in floaties.
El_Hefty
11-07-2011, 09:25 PM
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!
Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot!
El_Hefty
11-07-2011, 10:31 PM
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jpItqY-4-E8/TOvJ1fl4r-I/AAAAAAAAAw4/AKJAoteizuI/s1600/Julia-Gillard-006.jpg
quote:Originally posted by El_Hefty
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jpItqY-4-E8/TOvJ1fl4r-I/AAAAAAAAAw4/AKJAoteizuI/s1600/Julia-Gillard-006.jpg
That is just wrong, so so so wrong
Shadowzone
12-07-2011, 09:49 AM
quote:Originally posted by El_Hefty
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_jpItqY-4-E8/TOvJ1fl4r-I/AAAAAAAAAw4/AKJAoteizuI/s1600/Julia-Gillard-006.jpg
WINNER!!!
DCRacing
12-07-2011, 11:00 AM
Difference between a truck load of sand and a truckload of babies?
can't unload sand with a pitchfork.
Large
12-07-2011, 11:45 AM
What's the hardest thing about getting a dead baby out of a bucket?
My Cock!
Bubble Boy
12-07-2011, 11:49 AM
Why does a midwife boil so much water at a birth?
If it's still born she can make soup to cheer everybody up!
Large
12-07-2011, 11:52 AM
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock
What do u call a nigger with 3 arms?
nigger
Why do niggers have white hands?
It rubs off the cop cars!
Why do niggers and spics always have nice clothes, jewelry and cars but still live in shitty houses?
They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
Why don't niggers celebrate Thanksgiving?
KFC is closed on holidays.
Large
12-07-2011, 12:04 PM
Whats better than winning the gold metal at the special Olympics?
Not being a window-licking retard.
Why is anal sex better than regular sex?
Because it's warm, tight, and degrading to women
How many Mexicans does it take to clean a Toilet?
None... That's a nigger's job
How do you make a six-year-old girl cry twice?
Fuck her in the arse, then wipe your dick on her teddy bear
A black guy, a white guy, and a Mexican guy are walking through the desert, and they come across a lamp. They rub the lamp, and a genie comes out. He'll give 'em each a wish. Black guy goes first. He wants his people healthy and happy, back in Africa. Genie does it. Mexican guy goes second. He wants his people healthy and happy, back in Mexico. Genie does it. White guy's turn. "So all the niggers and spics are out of the country?" he asks. "Yeah," says the genie. The white guy says, "Well, I guess I'll have a Coke."
Gitzy
12-07-2011, 12:28 PM
I asked my mate when its legal to have sex with girls? He said its legal once they leave school..
Apparently 3:00pm isnt what he meant..
K6Thou
12-07-2011, 05:06 PM
I am not going to cut and paste all these....
http://tightrope.cc/jokes.htm
I am not responsible for any offence caused....;)
RevHead
12-07-2011, 05:57 PM
had a nasty fight with the missius the other night,
we were in the kitchen doing dinner ,when she asked me to
turn on the veg,,
Apparently,
fingering her disabled sister was not wot she had in mind,
Fight_fan
13-07-2011, 08:41 AM
quote:Originally posted by K6Thou
I am not going to cut and paste all these....
http://tightrope.cc/jokes.htm
I am not responsible for any offence caused....;)
LMFAO!
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
JDinOZ
13-07-2011, 10:57 AM
quote:Originally posted by Dynomutt
What's black and gold and looks good on a nigger?
A Doberman
What's 20 feet long and wraps around a cunt?
A Turban
Ahahaha!! :D
Shadowzone
22-07-2011, 09:35 PM
Time for some Gary Glitter the child splitter jokes.....
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common?
Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
When does Gary go to bed?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What sparkles like a diamond and is small enough to fit in a
schoolgirl's ring?
Gary Glitter
When I was a kid I was very ill in hospital and Gary Glitter came to visit me.
I was touched.
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