Birthday piss up!

[80s freak]

I'm getting 80s freak to type this 'cause I don't have opposable thumbs, being that I'm a motorbike and all.
Anyway.
After I was born on the 31st of may 1981, I was taken by my new owner, at first I looked like this:


http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/6936/suzuki20gsx201100e20792.jpg
(http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/696/suzuki20gsx201100e20792.jpg/)

I had a fairly normal childhood, then in my teens and early twenties, I was trying to find my own style. I had some really bad drugs through the years, this is how Mr Freak found me after years of cosmetic abuse and mechanical neglect:


http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/4353/gsxoriginal.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/197/gsxoriginal.jpg/)

Now that I have matured a considerable amount, unlike Mr Freak (She made me type that-Mr Freak). I have settled on what works for me. And, considering my age, I must say that I still get quite a few compliments from male admirers.


http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/5838/purplemagic6.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/842/purplemagic6.jpg/)

What else can a girl do, but ask all of you to come and help me celebrate turning the big 30!

WHEN: 5pm onwards 28th may 2011
WHERE: 80s freaks place, pm him for details
BYO meat for BBQ and grog
Partners and kids welcome.

Hope to see you all there!!!!!!

[wackyrider]

Sweet. Should be able to make it

[Redmohawk]

Sounds like a great reason to party Me + 1 I think.

[Iceman]

Sorry, you will have to talk unfavourably about me, I'm in QLD that weekend.

[stiffsimon]

Sounds good. I'll be there with my driver and some cheap wine:D

[timbo]

Why wait until you're in QLD Clint we all know you are a great big screaming homo and you're right we will talk about you in your absence

[80s freak]

So does that mean you're coming Timbo? Bringing the cheese and kisses? what about the tin lids?

[latheboy]

If i'm not doing my hair that weekend i'll drop in...

[TurboKat]

Funny thing, all my Katanas are turning 30 as well - maybe we can have a combined celebration ?
I'll be there mate, make sure the fridge is full.

[Tony Nitrous]

A bit far for me, but im hoping to get down
that way sometime, even if you do have winters!

Love the Classic Kat's, ET/EX and EF's.

Just reading this, made me go check the dates on mine.
Only one I can find is 5/80.
That makes mine 31.

http://img807.imageshack.us/img807/3321/580.png

Have fun on the 28th folks.......[8D]

[TurboKat]

Tony, you show off, that post was nothing but an excuse to put a pic of your GSX up... fucking good work - I've said it before & I'll say it again, that bike is a sex machine. [:p]

[Tony Nitrous]

Sorry.

I was going to just post up my build date,
but I couldnt resist. :D

I love my Big Suzuki . . . .[8D]

[yoda]

Love to mate, but got other stuff on that day.
Have fun!

[kevkatana]

I'm a definite maybe...

[xa-mont]

i might be a definite maybe.

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

What do I bring the bike that has everything?

[Gsxar]

Shuffling somethings around , So I can come play too :D

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

Can I reserve somewhere to kip or am I sleeping in my car again? Ask Anthea if I can cuddle up to you Geoff and she can sleep in my car. Could just squeeze in Barrys' back door. Mmmmmm Back door.

[BANDITROD]

Sorry I won't be able to make it geoff would have been good to meet ya but it's a bit far for me to drive at the mo bit I'm coming down to Phillip island on the 3-5 cos my best mate is racing that weekend so if any of you guys would like to catch up that's where I'll be most of you have my number anyway i think timbo was gunna come down to have a look so you are all welcome to come down if ya's want

[wackyrider]

Good point Bryn, might get the Landy down instead, that way I can sleep there. Not the most comfortable, but beats sleeping outside

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

What about that German shaggin waggin you have in your drive way Jules? That would be the go !

[Gsxar]

Or stay up all night and parteeeee ;)

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

That would mean being pissed all day Sunday too so straight to work on Monday from Freaks house. I see no issues there.

[80s freak]

Hey Bryn, if Kev pulls out (hehe-pulls out-hehe) you can have the spare room, if not you're welcome to crash on the couch or in the beddy, bloody cold in there tho. Might be a trip back to your younger years in blighty. I ask the 1100 what she wanted for her birthday and she asked me "What goes with a turbo better than nitrous?" So nitrous it is.

[xa-mont]

so Nangs are the gift of choice then?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nangs

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

If Kev even makes it to bed. He'll be proper squirriled by 10pm green by 11 and passed out by 11.30. Dylan will probably see to that. I reckon Timbo should give him the teabag treatment if he passes out before midnight. Cinderkevinrella !

[Gsxar]

Bryn your meant to make the party sound appealing...... not off putting [:p] No offence Timbo ;)

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

Rod reckons Tims balls are sensational ! And who wouldn't want to see Kev gargling Tims nuts ? Fuck it, I'm selling tickets !

[Gsxar]

Okay count me in I'll take pictures wooohoooo

[BANDITROD]

Tims balls are to hairy for my liking

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

You loved it magilla ! Good way of getting cash out of Kev too Jo, he'll probs pay to have them NOT circulated. Just waiting for him to chime in and make idle threats.

[BANDITROD]

Maybe but there still hairy old man balls

[timbo]

But i shaved last night

[BANDITROD]

Ummmm Im starting to run out of excuses

[timbo]

Come on Cupcake you know you want to

[kevkatana]

I still have my own teeth Tim. Tea bag a your own risk MATE. Brian..get fecked ya fecker.

[Redmohawk]

NOS eh

[wackyrider]

LOL Brian :D:D

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

quote:Originally posted by kevkatana

I still have my own teeth Tim. Tea bag a your own risk MATE. Brian..get fecked ya fecker.
Is that the best you've got Cinderella?!? I was talking to Oldskool today and was wondering if you could put conditioner on your back hair so he can run his fingers through it while he....I forget what he said next.

[kevkatana]

quote:Originally posted by OLD SKOOL BANDIT


quote:Originally posted by kevkatana

I still have my own teeth Tim. Tea bag a your own risk MATE. Brian..get fecked ya fecker.
Is that the best you've got.....

Yep!

[oldskool]

Brian wanted to Batman your back!
I talked him out of it Kev, he's going to Batman your mo.

[watkins]

i hope you guys are talking about cups of tea

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

quote:Originally posted by watkins

i hope you guys are talking about cups of tea
Just don't fall asleep Watkins, you're too pretty and you might just find out !!

[latheboy]

quote:Originally posted by OLD SKOOL BANDIT

Rod reckons Tims balls are sensational ! And who wouldn't want to see Kev gargling Tims nuts ? Fuck it, I'm selling tickets !


At the last party i reckon Tim felt like a hero when he stopped Kev from choking, by pulling his dick out...

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

You crack me up gekko boy !! Are you washing your hair saturday or are you gonna make an appearance?

[wackyrider]

This is gonna be a good night

[Gsxar]

Go easy on Watkins.......... gotta protect my lift after all :D

[latheboy]

quote:Originally posted by OLD SKOOL BANDIT

You crack me up gekko boy !! Are you washing your hair saturday or are you gonna make an appearance?


I'll try, i'm home in bed with the aids...

Hoppfully i can kick it by the weekend

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

quote:Originally posted by latheboy


quote:Originally posted by OLD SKOOL BANDIT

You crack me up gekko boy !! Are you washing your hair saturday or are you gonna make an appearance?


I'll try, i'm home in bed with Watkins.

Hoppfully i can kick it by the weekend
What the fuck !!!

[stiffsimon]

Great party last night Geoff will post some pictures later when my head stops banging[xx(]

[timbo]

Great night as uesal thanks Geoff and Anthea

[stiffsimon]

Hello peeps:D
Thanks Geoff and Anthea for organising a great party. Good to put faces to names

Heads stopped banging so here are some pics of last night

I think this probably best describes how most people viewed the night

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The birthday lady

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The usual suspects

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RIP Mr Metzeler

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[xa-mont]

top night kids.

Obligatory skid vid is uploading now.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GSX1100

[wackyrider]

Just got home, cheers to Geoff and Anthea for a top night and morning.

Quotes and memorable things from the night:

'Just because I wear a skirt, doesn't mean I'm gonna cook for you'

Kev is part Abo, he loves to go walkabout...

Dylan managed to get himself locked in Brian's car

Timbo had 2 sets of hairy earings

Watkins was a princess and slept for 10hrs. First to bed and last to wake

[xa-mont]

Full HD skid goodlyness!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugkkifDkA7I

[Redmohawk]

Just got home , thanks fokes get party !

[watkins]

never eating Longwarry "South Melbourne" dim sims ever ever again.

thanks Geoff and Anthea!

memorable things;
seeing Turbo riding a motorcycle

[Gsxar]

Thanks Geoff and Anthea was a great night :D[8D]

[80s freak]

Thanks to everyone who came, was a top night! Now to find a new rear tyre.

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

Many thanks to Geoff and Anthea for a top night. Always good to catch up with the Mexican ASF crew, (You realise you're all mad?). Thanks StiffSimon for posting a picture that makes me look a bigger retard than I am. Well done Red for pancakes and coffe the morning after and thank god for cruise control. I had a nice snooze on the way home.

[Deano]

Was a great night thanks guys

[KATO ZX7]

Thanks for a great night MR and Mrs Freak
it was awsome to catch up with most of you and have a giggle and a laugh
Happy birthday GSX, i hope you got your flowers in some water :D

[oldskool]

Most of you?[:0]

[KATO ZX7]

Yes, most of you.
As per usual theres never enuff time to catch up with everyone when im busy catching up with those i really like, Dylan :D;)

[oldskool]

ouch!

[KATO ZX7]

quote:Originally posted by oldskool

ouch!
Oh im sorry, did i offend you?
No body else in these parts seem to give a shit.
Harden up princess, you know i like you :D now go eat a dick [:0][:X]

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

quote:Originally posted by KATO ZX7


quote:Originally posted by oldskool

ouch!
Oh im sorry, did i offend you?
No body else in these parts seem to give a shit.
Harden up princess, you know i like you :D now go eat a dick [:0][:X]
OWNED Mutha Fukka ! Oldskool is Katos Bitch !!!

[oldskool]

How is there no truth in that statement? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^