oldskools been crook everybody say awwww

[davio]

nah really ,poor bugger has gaids or ol farts veins or summat and so as u all know dylan is the first we all turn to when we need sympathy ,so lets all give him a heartfelt awwwww

[Gitzy]

Awwwwwww [xx(][:o)];)

[80s freak]

Awwwwwwwwwww, fuck you!
But seriously, fuck you!
Aside from that, if you need anything Dylan Give me a call mate.

[kevkatana]

Rumor is the Doctor did a rectal.
While "doing it" the doc waved his hands past Dylan's face and said "look, no hands"[:0]
Hope ya feel better soon moite.

[Mishdog20]

Awwwwww, Hope ya get ya arse healthy soon Dylan, this place is startin to get a friendly Vibe about it....lol.

[K6Thou]

Chin up bloke. 88.

[Iceman]

Harden up Dylan, real men don't get crook. Take Rod for example.....

[oldskool]

The worst part of the hole fuckin thing is anti bionics you cant drink on now that sux 3 fuckin weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im on the mend tho, the large intestine is a fickle bitch who is capable of issuing a thunder cloud of PAIN!

[Bob]

Get well soon mate.

[g man]

get well soon mate

[80s freak]

What caused it Dylan? Misses go to deep with the strap on again?

[oldskool]

We obviously have very different misses's Geoff.

[boris]

where's pete? Don't worry Dylan you'll really appreciate a beer in 3 weeks

[RevHead]

Dylan dont go n die on me,your keeping me honest,,,get better fella,,there ya go big fella

[oldskool]

Come on Pete at least grace my name with a fuckin capital letter!
Thanks Ill live a little longer.

[watkins]

have a cyber cuddle Dylan

[rock hard]

hey Old skool,just as you would say to me..harden the fuck up sunshine! see you feel better already.

[timbo]

Get well bloke

[Surt]

awww! sei gesund genosse 88 lol!

[oldskool]

Thanks Brother Surt 88

Morry Im hard now.

[latheboy]

Pussy, I still drink when on anti's...

[Gix11]

What the fuck did you do to your intestines? You been drinking that metal polish again?

[Fight_fan]

The butterscotch schnaps? That shit was siik HaHa! Surely that would fight off any disease!

[Large]

Aye
Is
Dylan
Sick?

[Gix11]

I see what you did there....

[boris]

Awwwwwwn pete and Dylan group hug nah seriously Dylan would you like us all to chip in and buy you an atari game like streetfighter or something :D

[oldskool]

quote:Originally posted by Gix11

What the fuck did you do to your intestines? You been drinking that metal polish again?
I got an infection in my bowl "Diverticulitis" 5 days morphed off my face and I.V. antibiotics, another 2 weeks of antibiotic tabs and no booze and to make it worse in 6 weeks some curry munching doctor (public health system) probably related to that cunt that rings me up at tea time from Microsoft wanting in to my computer is going to stick a camera up my kyba pass to make sure I don't have the big C and or need surgery, but I might ask for a white bloke to do the cutting bit as Iv seen pics on the net of what the BoutBout's are like behind a knife.[V]

[Redmohawk]

Don't want a big darkie up your ass eh , Must say I don't blame you there.

On a more serious note , lemon mint tea (crush leaves steep in hot water add honey to taste) with real honey (real fresh leaf is great for cramps if they get bad , far better than panadol or other crap they give you after hospital) and chesnut's are good for the circulation half of one a day is heaps (is used in medication for deep vain thrombosis and is effective in helping the lower bowel ) Both recomended By Dad's (biochemist) mate (white Doctor) a few years back for a simmilar problem.

[g man]

large that was nice work

[HOS]

I`ve got an old tube of Preparation H I`ll send you in the post.
That help you...

[Surt]

die fahne hoch oldskool thanks for calling me brother though in the case you have a hairy pro satanic anarchist antisemitic racist biker for brother bahaha! heres old german skool street fighters' anthem Dylan 88 lol

k6-VlAXnvn8&feature=fvst

[KATO ZX7]

Poor lil fella, do you need a hug?

Hope your rite as rain asap mate.

[mr.zxr]

don't worry mate. i had the camera reeming thing done about 6 months ago. the last thing i said to the doc before i was knocked out was "you could at least buy me a drink first". i woke up and the doc had left a 6 pack next to the bed and i was feeling slightly violated. to top it all off, my mrs. reckons the doc was hot!!

[latheboy]

quote:Originally posted by oldskool


quote:Originally posted by Gix11

What the fuck did you do to your intestines? You been drinking that metal polish again?

I got an infection in my bowl, I do have a big Cock up there.[V]
;):D

[rod185651]

quote:Originally posted by Redmohawk

Don't want a big darkie up your ass eh , Must say I don't blame you there.

On a more serious note , lemon mint tea (crush leaves steep in hot water add honey to taste) with real honey (real fresh leaf is great for cramps


How often do you get cramps Red?

[Elapid]

Often enough to come up with that remedy Rod.

[Redmohawk]

Not from my experiance Rod , Dad was biochemist and his mate was oncologist. You'd be supprised what you hear over the dinner table at my house, Doctor patient confadentiality works but Between medicos and there colleagues and fam lots discussed. Ideas bounced around these both work and are used in normal medical paractice.

Oldschool I got in contact with said doc just to check info was right , he said its "Horse chesnut extract" you want link here to give you some info. Heaps more on the net most natrapaths herb/witch doctor stores should have the extract. Use as recomended be seller as different extracts are of difference potencys. But is proven very effective with several bowel issues.

http://www.longwoodherbal.org/horsechestnut/horsechestnut.pdf

[KATO ZX7]

^^^ :D
Biochemist and oncologist = exploding shit stories lol

When can i come for dinner at yours?

[oldskool]

My darling we are having drinks and burned meat this sat night if ya like. give me a bell xxx

[wackyrider]

get well soon mate

[BANDITROD]

Fuck mate look after yourself I been there and had that camera thingy done but I was to doped up to remember if enjoyed it or not

[Mishdog20]

quote:Originally posted by BANDITROD

Fuck mate look after yourself I been there and had that camera thingy done but I was to doped up to remember if enjoyed it or not


Don't lie, u enjoyed it, lol. So why did they have to go up your ass too look at your back???:D

[davio]

hang on ,,was that oldskool and redmo playing nice???? fuck me i just wanted everyone to be horrible and nasty ,and now it seems ive created a little asf love in
still i cant wait for the bit when dylan finds out where he has put those horses nuts

[BANDITROD]

quote:Originally posted by Mishdog20


quote:Originally posted by BANDITROD

Fuck mate look after yourself I been there and had that camera thingy done but I was to doped up to remember if enjoyed it or not


Don't lie, u enjoyed it, lol. So why did they have to go up your ass too look at your back???:D
Get outta here red mist or I'll go all chuck norris on your arse lol

[oldskool]

quote:Originally posted by davio

hang on ,,was that oldskool and redmo playing nice???? fuck me i just wanted everyone to be horrible and nasty ,and now it seems ive created a little asf love in
still i cant wait for the bit when dylan finds out where he has put those horses nuts
You should read a little more and take your old man pills bro I think you might mean (P)ete mate not redmo similar in alot of ways but also very different.

[Redmohawk]

One of us prob has a diagnosable recognised medical disorded ! The other is a rude abnoxious know it all with no talent, who really just sticks around to see whats going on and find his next victim as he has no sence of humor.

And I've been given a clean bill of health by the army Doc lol

[ozzy1100]

thats gold red lol

[oldskool]

LOL!

[Gsxar]

Awwww not nice, hope your feeling better soon Dylan xo :D

[davio]

ah fuck sorry about my alzheimers redmo ,dont suppose u want to start a bitchfight with oldskool just to take the slack up for our absent friend

[Redmohawk]

hahahaha even while Old's is crook he has more wit than I with the written word , Not worth embarassing myself.

[oldskool]

And there would be no need Adam.