g man
04-04-2011, 04:12 AM
boys!!!! over tired and under pleasured had the bike in the lounge tonight 3.30 am giving her a great old clean ..... as we do !!!!! oh yeah great brand new floating floor.. but hey im clever put a blanket down . proceed to start cleaning as i hear a creek and look up to see my heavy ass gsxr 1000 falling to the floor taking out the coffee table as she
falls ............. i swear to you i think a lil bit of wee came out ... almost ready to just cry and have the biggest dummy spit of all time i picked the sleeping gaint up and fuck yeah cracked cowl and thats it boys !!!!!!!!!!! "running around the house talking up the sheer toughness of the good old gsxr 1000 then felt abit of something under my foot ....... GET FUCKED !!! ALMOST A PERFECT FUCKING CHUNK OUT OF THE FLOOR JUST THE SAME SIZE AS THE FUCKING OGGY! DAM YOU FUCKING CHAMP, BUT FUCK ME THE FLOOR ! I THINK IM A DEAD MAN FELLAS THE WOMAN IS GOING TO RIP MY NUTS OFF !! SO AS SAID ABOVE I WOULD LIKE TO NOMINATE MYSELF AS COCKHEAD OF THE WEEK !!!!!
OFF THE RECORD FUCK THE FLOORBOARDS !! FIGHTER 01-FLOORBOARDS 0
falls ............. i swear to you i think a lil bit of wee came out ... almost ready to just cry and have the biggest dummy spit of all time i picked the sleeping gaint up and fuck yeah cracked cowl and thats it boys !!!!!!!!!!! "running around the house talking up the sheer toughness of the good old gsxr 1000 then felt abit of something under my foot ....... GET FUCKED !!! ALMOST A PERFECT FUCKING CHUNK OUT OF THE FLOOR JUST THE SAME SIZE AS THE FUCKING OGGY! DAM YOU FUCKING CHAMP, BUT FUCK ME THE FLOOR ! I THINK IM A DEAD MAN FELLAS THE WOMAN IS GOING TO RIP MY NUTS OFF !! SO AS SAID ABOVE I WOULD LIKE TO NOMINATE MYSELF AS COCKHEAD OF THE WEEK !!!!!
OFF THE RECORD FUCK THE FLOORBOARDS !! FIGHTER 01-FLOORBOARDS 0