Banditrod in hospital

[Z Power]

Rods old man asked me to let everyone know he is in hospital in Melbourne. At the royal Melbourne, just had a major back operation. He will be there for the next five weeks or so. If anyone wants to visit the big bastard and give him a bit of shit or have a chat. Feel free to pop in and say G'day

[ozzy1100]

fuck thats no good hope the slack prick is going to be allright
and gets well quick

[Gitzy]

Ahh thats no good, get well soon big fulla, you'll be back in that mankini in no time.

[wackyrider]

Do you know what ward he is in?

quote:Originally posted by wackyrider

Do you know what ward he is in?


More importantly, does he know what ward he's in?

[Elapid]

quote:Originally posted by Gitzy

Ahh thats no good, get well soon big fulla, you'll be back in that mankini in no time.


That's probably what caused the back injury- too much getting in and out of it.[xx(]

Get well soon Rod.

Kris

[Disturbed]

quote:Originally posted by wackyrider

Do you know what ward he is in?


Pretty certain he in the south ward Jules, but think he
might be getting transferred to the spinal unit.

[hyofighter]

get well rod

[Redmohawk]

shit no good , get well mate.

[EFE 1230]

so what did he do to end up in there?

[Mrsbanditrod]

Mrs Banditrod here to inform anyone who needs to know. Banditrod in royal melbourne hospital - "far far away". Spinal ward level 4 south. Will be in recovery for few days then back to the shitty stix inhorsham. Rod has had a lumbar lamenctomy. If you come for Visist he Would love the company he is a bit down and out and he will now most likely be out of a job and I'm sure he would love to see some of you guys

[80s freak]

Not good Mrsbanditrod, our thought are with you guys.

[ozzy1100]

shit mrsbanditrod not good at all he is a top bloke thoguhts with u both

[rod185651]

Hope You have a quick recovery Rod

[RevHead]

get well big fella

[Iceman]

Will a lumbar lamenctomy cure his gheyness too?

[Mrsbanditrod]

Not for you he said icman

[Mrsbanditrod]

Thanks for the well wishes guys I will keep you updated as it happens

[Chunk]

Hey guy, had a call from Rod about 4pm, sounded a bit down but said all had gone well & had feeling back in legs, he had been out for a smoke so he told me.

Holywood, Jaenschey, Splint & all the others of ladlow crt wish you a fast recovery.

[hooligan]

I thought someone may have poisoned him with some extra mild salsa..
get well soon Rod.

[Pab13]

quote:Originally posted by EFE 1230

so what did he do to end up in there?

From what I was told he was moving heavy bags at work and did his back reported it and was told to get the job done. That was a week ago, Horsham hospital gave him pain killers and he ended up collapsing a couple of days latter then rushed to Melbourne for surgery but this is second hand info.

[latheboy]

Shit no good but you'll be fine bud....

Have you tried a tea spoon of concrete?

[sen]

Damn that's no good. Hope the recovery goes alright.

[crazymofo]

fark, get well soon rod!

cheers.joe.

[timbo]

Hope your up and about soon cupcake

[Rocket]

We're thinking of you Rod.
Good luck with your recovery.

[EXBEN]

I hope your back on your feet again soon Rod.

[kevkatana]

Fark!!! Only spoke to him on the phone the other day. Get well soon big fella.

[Jockney Rebel]

hope you bet getter soon mate ...back trouble eh? trouble getting off it more like lol

[Tony Nitrous]

Top Bloke.
Hope all works out well for him.

[Yamie]

Fuck sorry to hear take care and hope your Back to normal soon

[Yamie]

It was the sand baging that done it

[FIGHTERMC]

get well soon rod
nothing worse than
a back problem and by fook i know.

[HOS]

Speedy recovery Rod !


Pain is a clunt !
They want to microwave my lower spine, kill all the nerves... but I`m holding off.

Good luck, see you here soon I hope mate. [8D]

[BANDITROD]

Hey every one thanks for the well wishes mypenis reduction was a huge success it now fits in my pants and it had stopped
Spitting at every hot chick that walks past

[Fight_fan]

Glad to hear ur on the mend mate! All the best.

[BANDITROD]

Ok seriously now I would just like to say thanks to all you guys and gals for your support as it turns out I have pretty well fucked my lower back for life I am not sure go long I'm going to be stuck on this bloody joint for so of any of you lot get bored I am on the 4 th floor bed 8

[wackyrider]

What are the visiting hours Rod?

[boris]

good to see they didn't take out ur sense of humour bloke, good luck with a speedy recovery

[El_Hefty]

youll be up and at it in no time Rod, although your self felating days are over

[Hillsy]

Take care mate - and leave the nurses alone.

[Slain]

all the best mate for a painless recovery

[BANDITROD]

quote:Originally posted by wackyrider

What are the visiting hours Rod?
Any time after 11am jules I am here for a while apparently and I just found out that I wont be able to return to my old job which is a bit of a kick in balls and i also found out that Mishdog has come off his chook chaser and broke his ankle and he is out of action for 6 weeks or so

[Mishdog20]

quote:Originally posted by BANDITROD


quote:Originally posted by wackyrider

What are the visiting hours Rod?
Any time after 11am jules I am here for a while apparently and I just found out that I wont be able to return to my old job which is a bit of a kick in balls and i also found out that Mishdog has come off his chook chaser and broke his ankle and he is out of action for 6 weeks or so


If i hadnt fooked me ankle, i would've been down there to Spine Tap ya...lol;):D

[Fight_fan]

quote:Originally posted by BANDITROD

[quote]
I just found out that I wont be able to return to my old job which is a bit of a kick in balls


Fuck that sux man! Sorry to hear it... Do u know how much it will affect ur ability to ride? Or is that of no concern yet?

[fimpBIKES]

hope you get back home quick and easily rod

sorry to hear a friends in pain

[ALBI]

hope ya feelin better mate back pain is a pain in tha arse

[BANDITROD]

Thanks guys it has been a pretty emotional few days at this stage riding
Will be 12 moths or more away I am just gutted I dont know what to do next

[xa-mont]

that sucks man!

I hope you have a quick recovery and get back on the bike ASAP!

[OLD SKOOL BANDIT]

Answer your txt messages ya dozy twat ! What you smoke and what do you need to stop you killing some fukka ? I'll dry drop by on my way home to hang shit on ya !!!

[LKC73]

Hey Rod, I hope your recovery is fast mate and wish you all the best.

[BANDITROD]

quote:Originally posted by OLD SKOOL BANDIT

Answer your txt messages ya dozy twat ! What you smoke and what do you need to stop you killing some fukka ? I'll dry drop by on my way home to hang shit on ya !!!
Sorry mate you must have my old number any one wanting to get on touch my number is 0458778496

[gibbo]

All the best to you mate and your family, hope it all goes well.

[Watto]

wishin a speedy recovery to ya mate

[Bubble Boy]

quote:Originally posted by BANDITROD
......12 moths or more away I am just gutted I dont know what to do next............


Best wishes for a speedy recovery mate - spinals are a bitch and the down time is worse.
Try to keep your hands out of the nurses' panties, or at least try not to let mrsbanditrod see you doing it.
and if your stuck for something to do next, pack up the bandit and send it up here, I promise to thrash it along the Thunderbolts Way and will even send pictures [8D] fuck I might even let Gitzy have a go

[Gsxar]

Ouchie, best wishes for a speedy recovery Rod. Are you wearing your mankini under your hospital gown for the nurses [:p]:D

[Large]

Just got a text from rod's father saying he's leaving hospital tomorrow, mso maybe ring him first if you're planning to visit

[timbo]

yeah he back to Horsham at 10 am tomorrow

[wackyrider]

Big Fella is doing OK. Yeah, he'll be leaving hospital tomorrow but he's gonna have to take it easy for a while

[robmac]

Hope the recovery doesn't drive you nuts mate, take it easy.

[JackTar]

Be well fat boy.

[-Dex-]

Best wishes mate...

[BANDITROD]

Thanks guys it was good to see some famililar faces and I will be on my way home at 6am in morning I have been high as a kite for few days I will fill you all in once I get home but the just of it is I had an accident at work which almost left me paralysed I have full movement in my feet at the mo but have to take it easy for a few months and will have to change a few things in life like new job as old one now a nonon I will have to do some sort of training to ensure my future goes to plan the way I want o have been pretty stressed and worried for my family but just the support from you guys alone was enough to pull me through and put a smile on my face so thanks guys it will not go unforgotton

P.s. I'm still high on morphine lol

[rock hard]

Hey Rod,Bloody hell mate thats shit news, But if you had gotten the penis reduction sooner then your back wouldn't have to be under such strain.timbo told me that the only reason you had a big arse was as a counter weight to your massive member..its all balance mate..does the recovery time interfere with your movie roles? Seriously Mate i wish you a full recovery.back pain is fucked but you have a big supporting family a great missus and some of the best mates anyone could want..just give a yell if you need anything..sincerely Morry

[HOS]

Kin ell Rod !

Sorry to hear about your accident.
There you are going down one road in life and then smack !
Something happens and you need to take a long rest out of the rat race.

Put your feet up and get used to being inactive for a while ;)

Do you need some good porn sites to aid the blood flow ?

[BANDITROD]

Cheers guys I am sitting at essondon airport about to fly home

[latheboy]

Ill be at Araps in a couple of weeks, ill drop in. Or you can come for a climb, that'll do you a world of good;):D

[NakedTurboBusa]

quote:Originally posted by latheboy

Ill be at Araps in a couple of weeks, ill drop in. Or you can come for a climb, that'll do you a world of good;):D


Lycra wearing fag!!!! I bet you also wear 'approach shoes'!!!

hehehehe

Pete

ps

The last time I was in Horsham instructing on a course I put a one punch knock out on a local..... it was on camera!! The magestrate did get a slight grin when he saw me put the fuck stick to sleep, lay him dowm, and check for a pulse.... quite funny really!!

[latheboy]

Lycra ... get fucked thats only for the bedroom;)
And approach shoes... get with the program, climbing shoes on, harness on and hex's banging away from the tent to the cliff:D

Please tell me his name was Simon, i hate that cunt....

[BANDITROD]

Haha i wouldnt expect anything less pete thanks for the phone calls and msg's guys it has been great

[K6Thou]

Get well soon mate.

[StuNVA]

Fark, get side tracked for a day or two and someone breaks their back, someone breaks an ankle and fucking Christchurch falls down....geezuz.

Get well soon mate, do what the vet says.

[ralph]

Sorry to hear the news. Go easy getting back on your feet. Chin up and get well soon.

[BANDITROD]

Thanks guys and i have a plastic collar on so i cant bite at my wounds stu or more precisley my balls lol

[NakedTurboBusa]

oh and yeh I hope your feeling better mate! seems your sence of humour is back, nice stuff

oh and tell your mum to stop calling me ive had enough of her!

hehehehehe

cheers
pete

[BANDITROD]

Cheers pete and she told me that you cook shithouse eggs on toast so maybe you need to lift your game lol

[mean-Maori-mean]

The bro got flown back home yesterday, Horsham hospital I would think,Pab 13 did not think Dimboola hospital had the facilities to cope with the rehab he would require.
Missus on top for a while I think broken ass, get well quick brother sucks to be out of action.
later, be up your way on the weekend, I will try Horsham hospital.
cheers

"Ride it like you stole it."

[mean-Maori-mean]

Rod is back home everyone, very lucky guy, op seems to have gone ok, going up to see him Saturday so will give everyone an update Monday. No manual labour for 6-12months, no riding bikes. This situation really sucks, keep your head up big fellah.
cheers

"Ride it like you stole it."

[Gix11]

Shit mate, only just had chance to get in here and read all this. Sorry to hear about the shit news. The time will fly mate so it'll be business as normal before you know it.

If we can do anyhting to help just let us know mate.

Cheers Rod.

[BANDITROD]

Cheers si and it was good to have a chat ray just waiting on workcover shit to get sorted now

[yoda]

hey mate, only just saw this..
Shit news..

If you, or the family need a hand with anything just let me know.

[Skinner]

Hey mate hope you are keeping well. My dad's had lumbar problems as long as I've known him but never needed/is too stubborn to have the operation.

Good luck with the recovery, I hope the end result is better than before.

[MONO]

Hey big fella just heard the news......take it easy no bending over or gay sex for 12 months min OK [:0]

[BANDITROD]

quote:Originally posted by yoda

hey mate, only just saw this..
Shit news..

If you, or the family need a hand with anything just let me know.


yeah all happened over a span of a couple of weeks not much i can do now other than rest really i am having good days and bad ones but ill get over it

[BANDITROD]

quote:Originally posted by MONO

Hey big fella just heard the news......take it easy no bending over or gay sex for 12 months min OK [:0]
Well i havent bent over yet and .......mmmmm yeah maybe to late for the other

[BANDITROD]

quote:Originally posted by Skinner

Hey mate hope you are keeping well. My dad's had lumbar problems as long as I've known him but never needed/is too stubborn to have the operation.

Good luck with the recovery, I hope the end result is better than before.

Cheers mate

[MDM]

quote:Originally posted by Skinner My dad's had lumbar problems as long as I've known him but never needed/is too stubborn to have the operation.

Nowt wring with that. Ahem.
Hope recovery's going well Rod, what did they do to your back? Fused vertebrae? In through the front?

[BANDITROD]

Not yet mdm thats next on the list i am not looking forward to that one

[mean-Maori-mean]

Hey bro, definintely will see you Saturday arvo sometime,be good to hang shit on you in person instead of over the forum. Did you get the blow job in the hospital you were asking for buddy...from his wife you lot, by the by Pab says hi, in case you were wondering how I knew.
later brother.

"Ride it like you stole it."

[Azrael]

Fark Rod, sounds like a shit time mate. I know how much spinal injuries can scare the piss outta ya but it looks like you're taking it all in your <s>stride</s> shuffle.. that takes balls.
Best of luck with your recovery mate, you'll be back on two wheels in no time..
Tom

[hutch]

get well soon mate

[Booster]

I don't look in for a couple of days and look what happens...
You did the right thing Rod , getting it sorted quickly , ... buggered mine when i was 25 left it to ciro's instead of seeing a doc and it took 7 or so yrs to heal enough to not be in constant pain , and only reminds me now when i do something stupid . when it heals don't skimp on the exercise

[BANDITROD]

Cheers guys and greg i have done everything i have been told so far so hopefully all goes well and i dont need the other operation i have started to get a bit of numbness in my feet so im off to get that checked out asap btw if anyone needs help with anything small jobs for example i spent today in my special chair tuning and fixng a mates rc car i am bored fucking shitless i have clocked all my xbox360 games and have nothing to do but masturbate but i dont have much skin left there anymore .........so seriosly even if is just rebuilding a brake master for ya or something. Let me know and put it in post

[BANDITROD]

quote:Originally posted by mean-Maori-mean

Hey bro, definintely will see you Saturday arvo sometime,be good to hang shit on you in person instead of over the forum. Did you get the blow job in the hospital you were asking for buddy...from his wife you lot, by the by Pab says hi, in case you were wondering how I knew.
later brother.

"Ride it like you stole it."
Hey ray i wont be home on sat mate so i will have to catch up another time mate

[holyman_999]

Shit news Rod... Get well soon, mate.

[BANDITROD]

Im trying mate im just sick of laying around im not allowed to sit im not allowed to walk around fir to long and im not allowed to go in a car to far its shitting me to tears

[MTBEERWAH]

greatest sympathys for anyone with back issues, hope all goes well mate!

[mean-Maori-mean]

Hey brother,
Good to see you yesterday, hope you sort your boss out disputing you did it at work, sounds like he is going to be a prick, when you have to go down to Melbourne sort out a lift in Micks station wagon, you can stop off for a break at my place if you need to.
Do what the quacks tell you brother, heal properly, it would really suck not to be able to ride again eh.
Suck up that frustrating shit, the op is only a temporary fix if the rehab isn't followed, was good to see you bloke, this is the last of the nana advise, just hoping you heal properly that's all.
later bro.

"Ride it like you stole."

[Mishdog20]

Yep the stop over at werribee for a break is a smart idea. If ya need a break at ballarat, feel free to drop in and veg on the couch as long as ya want mate.

[Pab13]

quote:Originally posted by Mishdog20

Yep the stop over at werribee for a break is a smart idea. If ya need a break at ballarat, feel free to drop in and veg on the couch as long as ya want mate.

Ray live just out of Ballarat to mate