Wasps

[MTBEERWAH]

So, riding home from work today in an 80k zone,when out of no where,BANG,hit at the base of my neck by a wasp,which proceded to go down my overalls, and sting me another 2 times while going down my front. Holy shit,i haven`t had that kind of pain in while,and almost made me come off.I was smacking like all crazy my chest area to try an kill the little fucker. Managed to pull over, stip my overalls down to my ankles,an get it out,and stomp the shit out of it. After 4 hrs, the pain stopped. I shit you not,it hurt. Got me thinking,must have looked pretty funny to an on looker

[timbo]

hhaha yes it dose hurt i had exactly the same thing happen to me a few years ago

[rock hard]

Little Fuckers seems the neck is a popular target..so payback is an airosol can and a lighter..my neck is still itchy 4 weeks after

[kopyme]

thats shite... had it before but would have been funny as ferk to watch...

[Elapid]

That's suck. I had a bee lodge itself between my cheek and cheek pice of my helmet a while ago- of course it stung me, not the bloody padding.

[MTBEERWAH]

one of gods little creatures hey? i think not,eradicate them i say. so not being up on flora and fauna, i no bees play a big part in pollination, so whats a wasp do?...IT FUCKING STINGS

[ralph]

Its why god invented insecticide

[BANDITROD]

I had one go up my sleeve a while ago and it turns out I'm allergic to the cunts I looked like hellboy afterwards

[timbo]

What do you mean afterwards? cupcake lol

[336LJ]

I had a dragon fly slam into the gap between my head and the dirt bike helmet I was wearing and proceed to sting the cunting fuck out of my temple. I swear it was steering me, every time it stung me I turned a different direction and my eye on that side closed up, so far out on the road all I have had is an evil looking spider calmly crawl up into my view on the inside of the visor, 40min into a trip

[Weaselman]

ive got scars from wasp stings when moving some shit in a mates backyard we tapped a nest hidden in a bush. The fuckers stung me 4 times and fuckin chased me out onto the road!!!!!

[Gix11]

There's photo of Phill (Rocket) on here somewhere with a black eye caused from a wasp or bee or something similar. If he comes in here he might post it up again.

[Large]

Not wasps, but a bee colony set itself up outside one of the factories. Cunts buzzing around everywhere and we were quoted $400 to get them taken away.

$1 worth of thinners/wax and grease later....

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[StuNVA]

I cleaned up a big nest out of the horse stable the other day, they must have sorted the horse out as he wont even go in there to get fed anymore.

When I was 18 I laid a dirt bike down opposite the Moree spa pool after a wasp went down my shirt, got a good round of applause.

That shit in the orange can I think it is simply called Wasp Killer is orsm, shoots out about 5mtrs too so you have time to run if you fuck it up.

[rock hard]

quote:Originally posted by timbo

What do you mean afterwards? cupcake lol

BWWAAAHAAA. You bastard timbo i just had a coughing fit prick!! no rod i dont think you look like hell boy more like Mankini man...

[BANDITROD]

quote:Originally posted by timbo

What do you mean afterwards? cupcake lol

yes afterwards you funny fucker

[Azrael]

Wasps are fucking cunts, unless they are collected en mass, jammed into a smarties packet and handed on as a marital aid. On this occasion they are quite funny.

[336LJ]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VSBhVLcaOg

[kopyme]

i usually use a bomb to get rid of wasps too.... much more effective than thinners...

[rock hard]

that makes your skin crawl,thank fuck those guys were in a vehicle