Roller Derby Name Help ;/

[Gsxar]

Help
I have been putting off choosing a Roller Derby name but if I don’t hurry up they will just give me something.

It has to be unique, here is a link for names already registered
http://oznzrdregister.com/Names.htm

I would feel a bit silly with too much of a killer name [:0] I’m on the small side to most players & of course I you know my hobbies I’m on this site
My youngest daughter likes Suzuki Slammer[8)]
Get creative………………..though no too creative :D[:p]

[Gsxar]

& I need a slogan for my top arhhhhh!!!

Here is a list of slogans getting around to give you idea's

"Roller derby saved my soul"

"If you can't play nice, play Roller Derby"

"Derby girls can score in under 2 mins"

"Derby for Life"

(my old favourite) "Roller Derby is in my BLOOD!"

..."I only cross my legs for Roller Derby ... SLUT!!!

"Derby girls do it on all fours" .... repeat.... SLUT!!!

"I'd rather be at Roller Derby"

"Cos that's just how we roll"

"I #9829; Derby"

"I'd rather be knocked down than knocked up"

"Block & Roll"

"Sprechen die Derby?"

"Tattoos and spice and bruises on ice, that's what Derby girls are made of!"

"I hit like a Roller Derby girl!"

"Talk Derby to me!"

"Roller Derby: Not for the weak"

"There's no crying in Roller Derby"

"Talk shit, get hit"

"Rink rash is sexy"

"Pretty girls turn heads, roller girls break necks"

"Roller Derby means never having to say you're sorry"

"Rink rash is sexy"

"Roller derby: Perfect for girls that ripped the heads off their dolls"

"My drinking team has a derby problem"

"My Derby Wife could kick your arse"

"Live, Love, Skate"

"Do it Derby-Style:
Jammers do it faster,
Blockers do it harder,
Pivots keep the pace.
Roller Derby Rules."

"Give blood, play Derby"

"Whip me! I'm a Derby Girl!"

"Derby girls don't cry, they get EVEN!"

"Blood, Sweat, Bruises: Roller Derby"

"Derby bitch and proud of it!"

"Derby girls like it rough!"

"Derby: Get hurt in a skirt"

"Don't make me hip check your ass"

"You say "Derby Bitch" like it's a bad thing!"

"It's not domestic abuse; I'm a Derby Girl!"

"It's not about how many times you get knocked down; it's about how FAST you get back up!"

"Skate 'til you puke"

"Outta my way, Doll!"

"The Rules:
1. I block
2. You fall
3. Repeat"

"I donated my knees to Derby"

"Born to Roll"

"I'm not gay; but my Derby Wife is."

"I hit like a girl; a Roller Derby girl"

"Skate fast, turn left. Roller Derby"

"I'm thinking Derby thoughts"

"Have you hugged a Roller Girl today?"

"Roller Derby: Wear panties on your head & hit your friends"

"Derby: Only the strong survive"

"Roller Derby rocks my socks"

[Redmohawk]

Kilowatt Jo

Roller Derby : No brakes flat out now turn.

[Gitzy]

Jumpin Jo Flash

[oldskool]

GIXAJOE

[Jockney Rebel]

jo le turbo

sugar and spice and all things nice
aint what derby girls are made of

[El_Hefty]

might be gay but

reckless rider
gelignite Jo

all i got....

[Gsxar]

No one at derby knows what a gixa is :([:0]
I'l put gelignite Jo, on the list thanks :D
Suicicycle has been suggested. Might have get all the names & pull one out of a hat [:p]

[skoerbin]

+1 for suicycle

[LKC73]

+2 for suicycle, and once your all sorted, pic's please :D

[BANDITROD]

I went on to some name generator websites for ya jojo and put gsxar Jo and these names come up CARA MUFFMUNCHER, chicken fried Lana ,Tio fantastico,Bear buns,Butt jugglin ho slapper,

And for a quote you could have. To bitch slap or not to bitch slap that is the question

[BANDITROD]

Ok ok here is the real name generator for ya jojo http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/10568/

[Fight_fan]

Tio Fantastico! LMAO Im changin my name to that as soon as i grow up!

[BANDITROD]

That was the Mexican wrestler name gen I found

[Gsxar]

quote:Originally posted by BANDITROD

I went on to some name generator websites for ya jojo and put gsxar Jo and these names come up CARA MUFFMUNCHER, chicken fried Lana ,Tio fantastico,Bear buns,Butt jugglin ho slapper,

And for a quote you could have. To bitch slap or not to bitch slap that is the question


If I liked the ladies I would so choose CARA MUFFMUNCHER lol


List so far
Suzuki Slammer
Suicicycle
Turbo Jo

Lance I think Tio would sound lovely for you :D

[fimpBIKES]

how fun is that name generator
put my name in and apparently im
"Blondie DisintegrateHer"

how did it know?!?!? spooky...

[BANDITROD]

Lol there are heaps of them on the net And jojo I reckon cara suits you

[Gix11]

You're more of a "Cara Voider" are't you Jo?

[Gsxar]

quote:Originally posted by Gix11

You're more of a "Cara Voider" are't you Jo?


Yessum its true I like boys bits not girls :D;) I think I'll just avoid Cara all together :D;)

[DiscoDan]

Brain dumping:

Petrolhead
Petroldead
More Killerwatts
Something around "hoon"

[oldskool]

quote:Originally posted by Gsxar

No one at derby knows what a gixa is :([:0]
I'l put gelignite Jo, on the list thanks :D
Suicicycle has been suggested. Might have get all the names & pull one out of a hat [:p]
GIXAITSAFUCKINMOTORBIKEJOE its a bit long but it tells a story.

[oldskool]

TURBOTITS
SNAILPANTS
NITROUSNICKERS

How about TOE CUTTER, I was thinkin Kundalini but that wouldn't work LOL (madmax ref) LOL

[DiscoDan]

quote:Originally posted by oldskool


How about TOE CUTTER, I was thinkin Kundalini but that wouldn't work LOL (madmax ref) LOL

Building on the Mad Max reference, surely you can work "The Ayatollah of Rock & Rolla" into the name or slogan